Beautiful Butt  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
2/21/2006 4:04 am

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Beautiful Butt

It is back to work for me today so here is something to keep you laughing. Have a great Tuesday

Purry {=}

Beautiful Butt

There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.
He brought her back to the States and they were very happy.

He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had. Every day it was, "Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have." Every night it was, "Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have."

Well his birthday was getting close and she wanted to surprise him with a tattoo on her rear end that said, "Beautiful Butt."

So she finds a reputable tattoo artist and explains what she wants. Well the artist asks her to turn around and after a brief pause says, "There is no way I can get "Beautiful Butt" on your tiny little beautiful butt." But I can put a nice "B" on each cheek which will stand for "Beautiful Butt."

A bit disappointed, she agrees and leaves with her B's.

Well the big day arrives and after a candle light dinner, gifts, and a sip of brandy, she appears in the bedroom in her birthday suit, turns around and bends over.

Quickly sitting up he exclaims, "Darling I love you, but who the hell is Bob?"


Purry


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
2/21/2006 4:27 am

) nice one


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


hubbyontheloose 60M  
353 posts
2/21/2006 4:43 am

He met her in the Middle East? hey I KNOW that girl! She lived in Manama here in Bahrain and worked in the Phoenicia hotel! She also had a 2 on her left boob and a 6 on her right to celebrate new year! You dont want to know where she put the dragon when was Chinese New Year!


justforfun3X3 57M
143 posts
2/21/2006 5:07 am

Wow! Good one, Purry! Glad I came over here! Thanks for the laugh!

Say, that was kind of a dirty joke, wasn't it? Now I know why you hang around the hottest blogs, Baby! You are a nasty girl!

Just my type!

Ooooo, and "slap dat ass" too! Cool!

Luv ya, Purry, have a great day!

Tit Man

Peace


pinkplaytoyz 50F

2/21/2006 5:26 am

thats funny!!!!


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
2/21/2006 7:22 am

Loved it


F1reman6969 49M

2/21/2006 7:36 am

dear kitty,
thanks for the smiles and chuckle.


iowa_mustang_man 55M
44 posts
2/21/2006 11:54 am

LOL that was great but remember with stories like that some one mite just deside to SPANK yours for it LOL have a great day


rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
2/21/2006 12:57 pm

Thanks for the laugh, purry!


HBowt2 59F

2/22/2006 2:40 pm

Very visual...lmao


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