A workable sex machine????  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
11/4/2005 8:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A workable sex machine????

Have you ever heard of or even seen a workable sex machine?

Well Sail and I saw one yesterday in the most oddest of places. We were furniture shopping in PA and I will just leave the name of the antique store out of it so the poor little old people who own it dont sue me and trust me they were mean and they probably would!!!

Anyways.....I was upstairs looking around and Sail of course went off to explore and ended up in the basement. Before you know it I heard this "Honey, come here." I was like "Where are you?" He said "I am downstairs" and all I could hear was him cracking up!!!

So I approach the stairs and every step I took creaked. The place had to be 100 years old. I finally got to the bottom of the stairs and Sail was like "look at this baby" and I looked and said "What is it?" Stupid me was thinking it was an old workout bench or something. He said "do you know what this is?" I said "No"....so he flips open the lid and inside was what looked like a thick broom handle, not as thick as a baseball bat, but something in between. and I was like "WHAT IS IT?" and he is still laughing so hard. and oh BTW it was wrapped in leather, a very nice weave I might add.

I still didn't know what it was until he opened up the little metal box and started turning the wheels and then I read the sign...(hand made sign I might add)... that read "WORKABLE SEX MACHINE" handwritten in sharpie pen.

We were laughing so hard and all I could say was "OMG" and all Sail wanted was for me to sit on it. I was not sitting on that thing. It had spider webs and god knows where that leather broom handle thing had been!!!! Oh and sure enough it had a cord and a plug and footpegs. I thought it was just a vibrator on wheels but when Sail opened the box, I realized this thing went back and forth, north and south, in and out, and it sure as hell wasnt vibrating!!!!

Now the kicker is, this contraption was a little too high for me or anyone else to get any action laying on our back and if you turned over.... well then it was too damn low so I guess in the 40's these poor girls didnt know what they were doing, huh? Unless they had a friend holding their ass in the air or used a lot of pillows.

Anyways....because we didnt have our own camera, I cant supply a picture of me sitting on it but will have one to share shortly of the WORKABLE SEX MACHINE.

If you would like to know where you can get this vintage piece of sex equipment, we will let you know as its for sale for $500. (We dont get commission either, LOL but are willing to try out any other homemade devices, hehehehehee)

Seriously though...I am glad I didnt have to result to using a contraption like this to get laid and am glad that I have Sail as my WORKABLE SEX MACHINE. Except for ya know, he doesnt have a plug or wheels, but does work when the power goes out

Till later my friends....

Purry


Purry


Plano69 54M

11/4/2005 9:57 pm

LOL! And only $500? HAHA!
Funny story! (Pic at eleven? ).


sircookalot 51M
110 posts
11/5/2005 5:30 am

how about making a home made device for you purry using a trolling motor, egg beater and hmmmmmmm, let me see.....or can use a nuclear powered source- did I mention I have some active isotopes in me, making me like an ever ready battery..... funny story purry, who knows what lurks out there, happy hunting.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/5/2005 9:57 am

Wait till I post the pic of it!!! You wouldnt believe it. I am gonna do a google search and see how many other workable sex machines I might find.

What to try to create something?

Purry

Purry


BltGuy 56M  
37 posts
11/5/2005 11:09 am

Dont you just love antiquing?
Never know what (or who) you might come across.
Do you think those little old people are mean because they cant use it anymore?
Mike


realmom2 58M/50F

11/5/2005 1:49 pm

LOL!! I'm really glad I found you, I LOVE YOUR BLOGS!!!

BTW, I need the name of that store,(just kidding).

Great story!

Your blog buddy
"MOM"


BaltTigger 50M
20 posts
11/6/2005 10:45 am

There is an entire series of movies out of people that have created sex machines. Some people have made attachments to their MasterChef mixers where the beater would go round and round to make a dildo go in and out. Personally, I think the best one you can buy is a Sybian, but they are so damn expen$ive.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/6/2005 5:05 pm

I am off to search google my friends and Ebay. I will let you know what I find The pic is coming soon, I promise.

Purry

Purry


sircookalot 51M
110 posts
11/6/2005 6:55 pm

I will try to create/invent something worthy of you purry, complete with a furry tail........lol Let me see what I can cook up for you....


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/7/2005 3:57 am

I love antiquing myself and think they were mean because they couldnt bend in the right direction to use it LOL.....Stay tuned for my findings...

Purry

Purry


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/7/2005 2:56 pm

I am not finding anything online for my workable sex machine, can someone help?

Purry


Plano69 54M

11/8/2005 10:31 pm

One day I was bored and if I remember correctly, I think this site had a catalog section with all kinds of stuff, including whips, chains, nipple clamps, LOL!!! (No! That was my evil twin brother!!! )..
I think I even saw some sex machines...
(God, I hope we men aren't on the verge of extinction...).
Well, we still work when the power goes out and the batteries are dead... (but how often does that happen??!!?? HAHAHAHA!).
Gee, Purry... seeing you with one would be HOT!


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/10/2005 4:27 am

Hey there!

I found a picture of a workable sex machine but this not what I saw in antiqueville. Something like this was attached to a bench that looked like a workout bench and trust me was a lot BIGGER. For now this picture is the best I can do....I will continue to search. The one we took on the phone just didnt turn out and now I am dissapointed I didnt straddle the damn thing and pose for the pic!!

Purry

Purry


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/11/2005 5:23 am

Okay Plano.....buy me one and I will let you see me put it into action

Purry

Purry


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
11/15/2005 3:27 am

Update.....I am still looking for this damn thing!

Purry

Purry


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
12/8/2005 3:15 am

Can anyone help me out here? I still cant find a picture of what we saw. Oh well...I should have let Sailnekkid take the pic of me posing on it like he wanted to. DAMN!

Purry


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