A knockout young lady  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
5/8/2006 3:42 am
A knockout young lady

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference.

On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand, the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!"


oldude1946 70M

5/8/2006 4:00 am

I always say, "Watch out for us old men"

Lautreamont 50M

5/8/2006 4:28 am

roflmao Great one

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/8/2006 5:03 am

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
5/8/2006 5:19 am

too cool

rm_poleforlick 51M

5/8/2006 5:30 am

Awesome....love that pic, don't ever take it off (such a sexy look)

Djeeper1987 47M

5/8/2006 6:29 am

Too Funny!!!

Carpe Diem

Darkpassion 57F

5/8/2006 7:37 am

got more than she bargained for. ROFL!!

mycin62 54F

5/8/2006 11:03 am

LOL, too funny

real36CgirlPA 37F

5/8/2006 2:33 pm

Heehee...hopefully no one will have nightmares about that tonight...I'm going to make sure to have a drink later tonight so I sleep heavily..hahaha

sexyariesgirl 57F

5/8/2006 5:31 pm

OMG Purry ... toooooo damned funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

Power To FOK

spacecadet561 59M

5/8/2006 6:10 pm

Sounds like some pervert's version of the Anna Nicole Smith story.


rm_Shortdogg65 51M
672 posts
5/8/2006 6:46 pm

Score 1 for dirty old men. Shortdogg

rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
5/9/2006 4:07 pm

Damm! Get him a tube of K-Y before he hurts that girl!

sexwyounow 50M

5/9/2006 6:53 pm

ROTFL!!!! I guess she did not get the fortune!!!!!! She may have been the one who died from the sex!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha

cairnsmale55 105M

5/10/2006 4:10 am

hahahahahahaahahah shit! almost fell of the chair... hehehehehe

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