8 Questions That Freak Men Out!!  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
12865 posts
3/12/2006 5:14 pm

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8 Questions That Freak Men Out!!

1. "What are you thinking?" Until you asked that question, he was probably thinking about how great the sex was. Once you utter that phrase, however, he immediately begins thinking about the two kids and 3-car garage you want.

2. "Where is our relationship going?" You have a right to ask this question. But only sometimes and only in certain situations. These situations do not include right after sex, before bed, after drinking too much or first thing in the morning.

3. "Do you love me?" If he's said it, then you should know your answer. Same goes if he hasn't said it.

4. "Am I fat?" Regardless of how he answers, he knows you're not going to believe him and ask a series of follow up questions. Instead, refer all fat questions to your girlfriends, who know instinctually how to assuage your insecurities.

5. "How many times have you had sex?" The question you should ask is about his sexual health - you have a right to know about any STDs. But the specifics of his sexual history are private. And you'll rarely get the truth anyway. He doesn't want the number to be too low, or too high. So he'll lie.

6. "Do you want to meet my parents?" Of course he doesn't want to meet them - they'll give him the hairy eyeball because he's sleeping with their daughter. It might be better to say, "My parents are meeting us for dinner Friday."

7. "What should we do for Valentine's Day?" This holiday always scares the daylights out of men. Help the poor guy out. Just handle the plans yourself.

8. "How much do you weigh?" Men are sensitive about their weight just like women are.

What other questions do you think freak men out?


Purry


Gozzbot 29M
132 posts
3/12/2006 5:36 pm

1) I'm thinking about Succubus, my happy gothic girl.
2) As far as I know we're mates, unless your after something more
3) Who wouldn't love you Purry?
4) Of course not, I never call anyone fat, it's just not nice now is it?
5) Well, I think I might keep this one to myself. Don't worry about STD's though, safety first after all!
6) Well, sure, why not?
7) Well, I think St Valentine's Day has gone but hey, nice for thinking about me.
10st, I wish I was a little lighter though.

There we are, it's not that bad answering these questions but as I said, I'd keep one answer to myself.

Have fun Purry getting answers, should be good fun.


rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
3/12/2006 6:00 pm

What should I wear?


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
3/12/2006 6:00 pm

, probably any question that starts with "why did you . . . ?


BransonLuvFest 50M/49F

3/13/2006 5:25 am

Purry,

Real men don't get "freaked out," darling.

But I do get a bit annoyed by:

1. What are you thinking?
2. Any variation of am I fat?
3. Do you think SHE's pretty?
4. Oddly enough...what do you want for dinner? (I hate this one...I NEVER have a clue)


whats4dessert2 49M

3/13/2006 6:00 am

How old do I look to you?

Only acceptable answer....
"Hon you know that you look stunning for any age"


rm_foryoureyes3 53M

3/13/2006 6:47 am

How do this pants look on me..!!


AlchemicalHeat

3/13/2006 7:43 am

I think your 8 questions generallly apply...

But not with me, Purry. You can ask me anything you want, especially if you purrr when you ask me...


WayneMarie4girl 45M/38F

3/13/2006 3:05 pm

Is it ALL the way in? lol or How quick is your recovery time?


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
3/13/2006 10:36 pm

One that my lover says his other lover asks him:

"What were/are your other lovers like? What did you do together? Tell me about making love to other women."


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