300th Post - Some Female Masturbation Techniques  

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
12865 posts
3/19/2006 4:00 am

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300th Post - Some Female Masturbation Techniques

Well this is my 300th post and I wasn't sure how to celebrate so I thought I would honor the mood I am normally in, HORNY!. Sail is a asleep right now so I may try one of two of these Some are a little odd though!!!!

Let me know if you end up doing any of them today, have done them, or men, want to do them to me

Some Female Masturbation Techniques

“Tickle Your Fancy”:- Anything soft will do for this: paint brush, feather, bit of velvet! Start by tickling your nipples, then breasts and belly. Move it around your body, but don't touch your vagina. Then start on your inner thighs, back to nipples and belly, and then move down to your thighs again. Keep this up as long as you can stand it. The result is usually very intense.

“Ice-cool Ecstasy”: - While lying naked and comfortable, have some ice-cubes to hand. Begin by slowly rubbing a cube on your breasts. Circle your nipples with it, and slowly proceed to move the cube down your body, finally on to your clitoris and labia. There is nothing like the icy temperature to set your nipples pouting erectly, or giving your clitoris an extreme energy rush.

“Lazy Washday Vibes”:While they are switched on doing the wash, park yourself on top of your washing- machine or dryer. Adjust your position and legs to get the full benefit of the vibrations. Cross your arms and relax. Let the vibes do the work until you cum and cum again.

“The Roller”, or “Tweeker” technique:- Using thumb and index finger, hold your clitoris between them, then roll it gently between them. Adjust the speed and pressure best suited to you to achieve an orgasm. Paused: • Right before you are about to climax, Stop. Relax a little, and then return masturbating. A few times doing this will make the end=result more powerful.

“The Clit Grinder”:- Grind your clit against any suitable object: Door, chair/sofa arm, and rock back and forth against it like you would a thrusting penis Use some finger help if you need it ‒ chances are you won’t.

“Toad in the Hole”:- Stick a warm sausage inside a condom and stick it inside your vagina (hang on to the condom end!), then just enjoy it, or use your lower muscles to hurry things along. Unlike a penis, they don’t go soft on you at the instance when you need them hard most! (More enterprising ladies may prefer a sizeable cucumber!)

“Jetting Off”:- While using a removable shower head to play water on your clitoris is a favourite ploy, your bath may not have one attached. An alternative to this is to have an empty liquid soap, or shampoo bottle in the bath with you. Fill it with water, hold it very close to your clitoris, and squeeze. The water jets out onto your clit ‒ and WOW!

“Tap Dance”:- Lay on your back and pop your index finger on to your clitoris. Start lightly tapping it rhythmically, and continuously. Adjust the speed and pressure as the urge strikes you, until you just have to cum.

“The Seamstress”:- You need a pair of tight jeans for this. They have a stout seam runs near your clitoris. Sit in a chair and rock back and forth whilst moving it across your clit. That gets most females going.

“Polish the Pearl”:- using an electric toothbrush is best for this. Gently pop it onto your clit, and start ‘polishing’ it all over. Every girl I know that tried this says it is simply the best.

“Strip Tease”:- Lay down naked on your back with a small pillow by your side, and finger- tease yourself for a short while. Then roll over onto the pillow and hump it until you are about to orgasm - then stop. Repeat this as often as you can stand it. When you DO ‘explode’ it feels like a bomb went off inside.

“Good Vibrations”:- A decent size waterproof vibrator is needed for this: Get naked, lay and relax, switch on the dildo and set to work .lightly caress your whole body ‒ except your vagina. Give plenty of attention to nipples and breasts. Wait until your nipples are gorged and rock hard. By that time your pussy is hot, wet, and begging for attention. Use your dildo to start pumping in and out of your vagina, whilst using your other hand to rub your clit in a slow circular fashion. You do what comes naturally as your body starts to spasm. Just go for it…

Purry {=}


sedd_gurl 39M/39F
40 posts
3/19/2006 4:57 am

I have done most of these- i hate ice on my body- but it always looks so hot!! so one night, when i was home alone, i got some ice and headed to my bedroom..
It was the best experience i have had with myself- it was so good, i did it every night that week, and two afternoons while kids were in school and little one was napping

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
3/19/2006 5:05 am

Reads with interest and muses creatively about penis equivalents. {=}

warm xx

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/20/2006 4:34 am:

I will see what I can do

Purry {=}

rm_cassandraj 54F
35 posts
3/19/2006 5:10 am

Wow purry - I am so going to try a lot of your masturbation techniques - I have tried the ice cubes - mmmm cool. I enjoy masturbating - now I have some new things to try out - you go girl!
From Cassie

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/19/2006 5:24 am

Yep, done most of those. Nothing beats the removable shower head though.

funkentjay1 55M

3/19/2006 5:29 am

Oh that i were a lady purry. You are stupendous Huggggggs

shar1 55F
606 posts
3/19/2006 5:39 am

I have tried most of these, but like the 'tap dance'. I tend to put on music i like and tease myself tapping in beat to the music... and my mom said l'd never make a dancer..

Haven't tried the 'polish the pearl' ..yet. Will let you know how I get on.

rm_rareview 41F
568 posts
3/19/2006 5:46 am

You can add one ...the last one in the bottom of your list.

"Read the above slowly trying to fantasize about each one and you will cum."

I am so wet now...


mfrancis67 49M

3/19/2006 7:05 am

can you show me some of the tech

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

3/19/2006 7:34 am

Ohh..I want one of those cock ring things, hell if I know what they are, but they make a man's cock vibrate..holy shit! They got something that does that. I got to go to one of those sex stores..shit, I ain't going to a sex store..if a woman bought it for me..thats a different story..holy shit! I can't get past it..my cock can vibrate with a little assistance..wander what that would feel like vibrating inside of a woman? Holy shit! That would be fucking fantastic! Cock ring, get me a cock ring Purry!


rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/20/2006 4:33 am:

I have a closet full come on over!!!!! We do have some that do not vibrate, but the ones that do, OH MY!!!!!

Purry {=}

bigknob1958 53M

3/19/2006 8:11 am


rm_fingerfun000 49
7 posts
3/19/2006 8:46 am

Seconds after I've posted this I'll be rushing around trying to find that (previously redundant) electric toothbrush! I love the tapping one, I use that alot. Kisses to ya xx fingers xx ;!;

WayneMarie4girl 45M/38F

3/19/2006 12:08 pm

We are thinking if you came out with a video of these techniques it would be quite a seller! Tickle Your Fancy,Jetting Off,Good Vibrations checked off the list for me going out to buy an electric toothbrush.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/20/2006 4:32 am:

That is not a bad idea We should write a story together

Purry {=}

AshenMagusDonor 71M
57 posts
3/19/2006 12:57 pm

Wow...an electric toothbrush...never thought of that...thanks...hahahaha

golmember 42M

3/19/2006 2:21 pm

Woof too !

i'll come later to pick something to read in your blog.

rm_cenpa818 47M
1 post
3/19/2006 2:48 pm

The girlfriend used the electric toothbrush one before she left for PA this morning. So cool, I could taste her when I brushed my teeth today. Thanks for giving her the idea.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/20/2006 4:31 am:

I am glad someone took my advice!!!


Purry {=}

BlondieInOz 35F

3/19/2006 9:33 pm

How did we survive before detachable showerheads?

Ok one you didnt mention but its close to some of yours I have two jade balls that are really nice inside me, then I get on my bicycle and go for a long ride with them.

Dont ride in traffic with this ok

I have never let myself actually come this way because I know I'd crash. But its better than nice and it lasts as long as I can ride for and I can ride a longggggggg time

ahotcoup2006 40M/37F
23 posts
3/20/2006 1:33 am

Thanks, I do use or have used a number of your techniques, but it's handy to have them listed all in one place. I guess it would be futile to attempt to complete the run sheet in one sitting.

dasher121 36M

3/20/2006 5:18 am

NOW that is a VERY interesting list. The sausage one made my head tilt to the side hahahaha.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
3/20/2006 11:29 am

congratz on 300.....

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/20/2006 11:00 pm

I once saw a movie where they cooked a hotdog in the girl's pussy well several so-guess what-tried that-hot dogs-someone told me to try cukes-emmm-God I've been at it since I was a little girl-so...

rm_cumwmeplz2 50M
28 posts
3/22/2006 12:01 am

Need help? eating that pussy makes me hungry.

rm_cumwmeplz2 50M
28 posts
3/22/2006 12:02 am

I love to see women masturbate. Turns me on. Would love to see 2 women do each other also.

crazygurl2xx 57F

3/24/2006 9:58 am

is there any chance that is your pic? if so mm yum!

been love with my shower massager for a couple of decades.

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/26/2006 10:00 am:
It is my pic sweetie!

khangee56 33M
2 posts
3/26/2006 12:17 am

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khangee56 33M
2 posts
3/26/2006 12:26 am

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rm_ovatine 40F
6 posts
3/28/2006 1:39 am

Hi! cant belive all those techniques yoy mentioned have you tried all of them?gal the cucumber one Gosh! its unbelivable.You said a hot sausage in you pussy gets me horny as hell!!!!Do you have any sex toys i would love to receive some plizzzzzzzz

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 3/28/2006 4:10 am:
I have a lot of toys!

sexuallyhung 49M

4/3/2006 5:42 pm

When I masterbate I like to fuck myself in the ass with a big dildo

HotWoman412005 66F

4/4/2006 8:22 am

Congratulations! Wonderful idea! Marvelous techniques!
Try to masturbate also with the electrical massage machine!!!!
It covers a bigger surface than the toothbrush!!!!!
I'm using it very often.....


4/25/2006 9:57 am

Purry, you are so hot and wonderful,no wonder I have to masturbate every time after reading your blog, Mike

rm_wbly35 47F
48 posts
8/10/2006 3:44 pm

there is something also to be said for a car that doesn't run very well. I would drive around with my pelvis tilted and my legs spred so my little clitty was well as close to exposed to the deep vibrations of the car... I truely think this is the reason why I think Lennie Kravitz is the sexiest singer alive...

rm_PurryKitty2 replies on 8/10/2006 6:42 pm:
WOW this is from the archives, huh?

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