Why Soda is Better Than Women  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
12/27/2005 4:49 pm

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Why Soda is Better Than Women

Why Soda is Better than Women
(modified from Why Beer is Better than Women, but I dislike alcohol and all related activities, so I altered it. )

You can enjoy a soda all month.

Soda stains wash out.

You don't have to wine and dine a soda.

When soda goes flat you toss it out.

Soda is never late.

You can have a soda in public.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a soda.

A soda doesn't get jealous when you grab another soda.

Soda never has a headache.

After you have a soda, the bottle is still worth a dime.

If you pour a soda right, you will always get good head.

You can have more than one soda a night and not feel guilty.

A soda always goes down gently.

A beer is always soda.

You always know that you are the first one to pop a soda.

A soda doesn't care when you come.

A frigid soda is a good soda.

Soda always comes in multiples of six.

Soda doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.

After you have a soda, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.

A soda never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.

When your soda is gone, you just pop another.

You never find soda labels on the shower curtain rod.

Soda doesn't whine, it bubbles.

rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
12/27/2005 10:15 pm

ok this blog of yours pissed me off.......so THAT proves i am a woman.....lol

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
12/28/2005 12:50 am

..er, is it OK if I have perrier?...
you know it 's one of my remnants from the 80s... lol...

tillerbabe 56F

12/28/2005 2:10 am

"Soda" makes you burp!

rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
12/28/2005 7:26 am

You forgot something in this blog...soda make you have gas and also puts weight on you...sex with a woman helps you take off weight and does not cause gas...maybe a headache...but not gas lol.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/28/2005 5:48 pm

Amy: Does it?

DD: *glares*

toothy: Sure whatever.

Tiller: *belches*

1SB: I dunno. I could afford the weight...

Luscious: Well...I'd rather have two women in one night if I could...

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