Who am I, Jesus?  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
6/19/2006 9:38 am

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6/28/2006 11:10 am

Who am I, Jesus?

I ask this question because wherever I go, little children seem to want to come visit me. This weekend I went to a BBQ with some friends, and on the way there we stopped at somebody they knew's house to visit. They had two kids, and for some reason, the two kids come wandering over to me. The older one basically forces me to play catch with him because he kept tossing the stupid baseball at my head. I was tossing it everywhere but back to him despite his protests, but the little bastard wouldn't leave me alone.

I don't even LIKE children, yet they always ignore everybody else in the area and beeline straight for me like I was friggin Jesus Christ or something.

Can somebody explain that to me? 'cause I find it totally baffling...


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/19/2006 10:48 am

Cause children can tell when people actually DO like them. liar


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/20/2006 1:55 am

Is it the cand that you carry around in your pocket?

Lady Bambi


shar1 55F
606 posts
6/25/2006 10:12 am

Maybe they recognise the naughty wee child in you..lol.


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
6/27/2006 2:21 am

Giving yourself an exhalted status now, hun?

They probably sense the challenge in you! Rather like the way most men think they can change a 'lesley bean' with their prowess as lovers, so the kids think they can convert you into liking them. Poor little ones!!! I rather think they're going to be disappointed on that score, don't you?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
6/27/2006 12:06 pm

I'm pretty sure he never called them "little bastards", so I'm guessing.....no.

LOL.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 10:53 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Cause children can tell when people actually DO like them. liar
Maybe they just don't know the difference?


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 10:55 am

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    Dunno, maybe its ur destiny to attract many children. Ever thought of being a foster Parent?
    lol, good luck,
    fly
Oh shoot me now then.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 10:56 am

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    Is it the cand that you carry around in your pocket?

    Lady Bambi
Mmmm candy...but nope, no candy on me.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 10:57 am

    Quoting Wickedwytch69:
    Cos you are just a BIG kid yourself maybe ? *runs*
LoL that could be true. I am a Toys 'R Us kid after all


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 10:58 am

    Quoting amberabercrombie:
    I don't even LIKE children, yet they always ignore everybody else in the area and beeline straight for me like I was friggin Jesus Christ or something.

    Well there goes you as a prospect suitor
Damn. *snaps*


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 11:05 am

    Quoting shar1:
    Maybe they recognise the naughty wee child in you..lol.
LoL perhaps, perhaps.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 11:06 am

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    Giving yourself an exhalted status now, hun?

    They probably sense the challenge in you! Rather like the way most men think they can change a 'lesley bean' with their prowess as lovers, so the kids think they can convert you into liking them. Poor little ones!!! I rather think they're going to be disappointed on that score, don't you?

    Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}
LoL no, don't want exhalted status. Certainly not interested in being nailed to any crosses.

You're right though, they'll be disappointed if that's their assumption.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/28/2006 11:09 am

    Quoting moonlightphoenix:
    I'm pretty sure he never called them "little bastards", so I'm guessing.....no.

    LOL.
LoL oh I don't know. There had to be that ONE kid that used to drive him nuts...


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