What is the most...  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
6/14/2006 1:51 pm

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What is the most...


...annoying introductory Blog post ever?

And these are in no particular order. Note that I have paraphrased a bit...

The Solicitor:
"Hi, I'm a hot slut who wants to get banged by big black cocks."
"Hi, I'm looking for a cute woman who will eat my pussy/teach me about lesbian sex/turn me into her pet."

The Whiner:
"Why can't I find anyone on here I want to fuck because I'm so fucking horny my dick/pussy might turn into a black hole of horniness and absorb the universe?"
"Why are all the men/women fake and all talk and always standing me up? I don't weigh a thousand lbs or look like I got hit with a shovel or took a dive out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down or anything."

The Stater-of-the-Obvious:
"Wtf, all the E-mail I get is from guys with cock shots and they can't spell or use proper grammar and they're all rude and losers and I hate them."

The Grammatically Challenged:
"hi im new and want to met u cuz' i like to phuck will do uanyway you want it Bcuz fuking is awsome and i cna type in one huge Lng misplled sentence thing that mgt be a paragraph if i stopped to insret pucntiation, U Now periods n stuff!"

The Advertiser:
"Hi I'm so-and-so. I like to fuck anything that moves so E-mail/Call me right now and visit my live cam website."

The Mid-Storyteller:
"So my mom and I got into a fight over that thing I couldn't possibly have explained yet because this is my first post and then Ryan a guy you don't even know anything about, called me and pissed me off so I had to go tell someone, so I called Gina who's probably my best friend but you have to figure that out based on a total lack of information and told her all about it. She thought it was stupid too."

The First-Timer:
"Hey tonight is my first fuck with people from AdultFriendFinder so I started a blog so I can come back and tell you about how awesome my fuck is going to be even though I'm probably going to get stood up and therefore never bother to blog again."

The Obscene Slutty Little Girl:
"Hey I'm 18 (barely) and I love to fuck. I took four guys last week in my ass alone (AT THE SAME TIME!). I also fuck my dad, my mom, the dog, my brother, his baseball bat, my teachers, the mailman, and Bill Clinton when he's in town. Pee on me, shit on me, smack me, tie me upside down and hit me in the face with your cock while taking pictures because I'm usually too drunk to care and I love it all."

The Speechless:
"Hi."

So, if you read the first-time blog posts, which of these do you most dread finding when you click on the link to a brand-new blog?

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
6/14/2006 4:03 pm


very gud post.... it's one of the reasons I don't cruise the new onez all that much anymore.... too bad, coz there still ARE sum nice onez too

thx for a chuckle....


HARDCOCK691968 47M

6/15/2006 1:45 am

You nailed it man! All talk, No action...The "Brother and his baseball bat" has me rolling with laughter! Oh damn, THAT'S FUNNY!
You read my mind. Only I never thought to blog it...Good Work!!


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
6/15/2006 2:15 am

All of them, hun.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/16/2006 9:05 am

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    roflmao

    thanks i needed that even tho my grammar and puntc aint so hot either i still found it funny as hell
    the funniest post i seen ina while!
    fly
LoL you're certainly better about it than many of them


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/16/2006 9:07 am

    Quoting GoddessOfTheDawn:

    very gud post.... it's one of the reasons I don't cruise the new onez all that much anymore.... too bad, coz there still ARE sum nice onez too

    thx for a chuckle....


Yeah, once and a while you hit a good one, but the vast majority fall into one of those categories.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/16/2006 9:07 am

    Quoting candy69sosweet:

    ♥ ♥ The ones I hate the most ar the "heyI'mnewherenandjustwannafuckyouewheneverandwhereveryousay!" ones. LMFAO! PT, you're a scream! I missed you...haven't been posting much lately due to the stuff happening IRL. Will be back full-time soon (I hope) ♥ ♥

    Kisses & Hugs
    ♥ Candy ♥

Hehe lol yeah those suck. I think those usually fall under the "Solicitor" heading
Glad to see you back and hope to see you around again soon!


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/16/2006 9:08 am

    Quoting HARDCOCK691968:
    You nailed it man! All talk, No action...The "Brother and his baseball bat" has me rolling with laughter! Oh damn, THAT'S FUNNY!
    You read my mind. Only I never thought to blog it...Good Work!!
*chuckles* Glad to see you enjoyed it. Welcome to my blog


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
6/16/2006 9:09 am

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    All of them, hun.

    Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}
Yeah, you're right, they're all pretty annoying in their own right


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