Top 10 Reasons Video Games Are Better'n Sex  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
12/26/2005 7:36 pm

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Top 10 Reasons Video Games Are Better'n Sex

1. There's almost always someone to play with.
2. People walking in and joining in at random is encouraged.
3. You can pause if you have something else to take care of, and resume exactly from where you were.
4. You can save your progress so that you can return to a time where you were doing better.
5. You never have to figure out what to do with your hands.
6. The buttons you need to push are right there plain for all to see and labelled accordingly.
7. If you don't like the game you're playing, you can stop in the middle of playing it, put it away, and start playing something else and it won't complain or be offended.
8. You know what you're getting into because the game's rules and expectations/requirements are written on the box.
9. You can start playing video games when you're as young as five years old.
10. If you're doing lousy in a video game, there's a reset button that lets you start from scratch.

Nope, I didn't get this from somewhere. Did them all on my own. Care to add to the list?

caressmewell 53F

12/26/2005 7:58 pm

# 6, 7 & 8 are really good ones!

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/26/2005 8:00 pm

Well I guess I better learn how to play them then

wanna teach me ??

Silky x

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/26/2005 8:11 pm

You can push my buttons anytime , baby.

Br12976 41M

12/26/2005 8:47 pm

You can play them as much as you want, whenever you want.
You can get video games. (From the chocolate better than sex list).
Playing video games in public is legal.
It socially acceptable to watch others play video games.
Usually last longer than 5 minutes and is ready to play again instantly.
Video games never have a head-ache.
(Could go on.. but I'll stop)

tillerbabe 56F

12/27/2005 12:54 am

Very clever indeed! LMAO!

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