One Last Christmas Song  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
12/28/2005 7:45 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

One Last Christmas Song


How could I forget to post Denis Leary's Christmas song? LoL. Here goes:

Merry F#%$In' Christmas by Denis Leary

Old St. Nick's got bourbon breath
It's so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

Everything's so Christmasy
The streets are twinklin' with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas.

All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim or some other jip religion.

Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in Hell
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

All the kids go to bed each night to dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim or some other jip religion.

Cracklin' fires to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horn
It's a keep on truckin', last year suckin', midget chuckin', slap the puck in, how much wood could a woodchuck chuckin', Merry fucking Christmas!

Ho ho ho!
"Shut up."
*punch in the face noise*

caressmewell 53F

12/28/2005 8:17 am

Merry fucking Christmas...no more holiday songs!


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
12/28/2005 8:44 am

lmao...yeah that sounds like a Merry F#%$In' Christmas to me.

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silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/28/2005 9:59 am

You sing it so well

One more time lets go

la la la la la

I love christmas songs

Ducks as caress throws a frying pan at me

silky xxxxxxxxxxxxx


Sulabula 45F
12659 posts
12/28/2005 11:46 am

Yeah...the last song lol

Sula xxx

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caressmewell 53F

12/28/2005 2:04 pm

Sweet Silky, I would never throw a frying pan at you....maybe a pillow


rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
12/28/2005 3:38 pm

Good one! Hope you had a Merry Fuckin' Christmas!


keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
12/28/2005 4:42 pm

It should be called The Look How Many Folks I Can Insult, song.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/28/2005 5:48 pm

*chuckles*


Fairy_Gothmother 41F

12/28/2005 7:58 pm

Thanks for the laugh!

Would you please drop by my or TTigerAtty's blog and read [post 184409]?


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/28/2005 8:19 pm

Keith: Obviously you know nothing about Denis Leary. And, given the sarcastic nature of the song, I don't feel anybody should be insulted.


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