Morning Spam Deletion  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
8/16/2006 9:19 am

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7/15/2008 4:55 pm

Morning Spam Deletion


Welcome one and all, to Ptalk's morning SPAM E-mail deletion.

*sigh*
Are you unsatisfied with your cock? Nope. *delete*
Free Viagra samples? I take Viagra and my cock would probably get up and walk off on its own... *delete*
Hot women who want to talk to me? Wow. In which universe?*delete*
You're an African prince who needs my bank account information to hide your money before some crazy warlord kills you? Should've invested in a gun and an airline ticket. *delete*
Bill Gates really tracked your E-mail chain letter and gave you money even though that's practically impossible? *delete*
Free porn site passwords...yet you still want my credit card information? *delete*
Bad erection? Is there such a thing? *delete*
You know the best stock tips ever? Might want to keep that to yourself pal *delete*
Increase your penis 1-3 inches overnight. That doesn't sound particularly healthy. Does that mean it'll suck even more blood flow from my brain? *delete*
Voce esta sendo traido veja as fotos...no comprendo espanol. Vivo en los Estados Unidos en donde hablamos ingles, puta...*delete*
Secret government documents prove Bush is lying? Not so secret if you have them *delete*
Free... *delete*
Hot Naked..*delete*
Increase Penis *delete*
Re: your penis*delete*
Sluts *delete*
Rock hard *delete*
Low interest rate *delete*
Geeze how many of these are there left? 143 E-mails in your inbox...fucking A.
*pause* *select all* *delete*

Well, that ought to hold it off for 15 minutes...

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
8/16/2006 9:31 am

my, you are a popular guy ..... although seems someone is putting out incorrect and critical info that your penis needs help ........... i know it isnt true ...... cause you told me it wasnt.

Hi guy, ... funny post ... got chuckle from it


caressmewell 53F

8/16/2006 9:52 am

Yeah, much of mine is spam also...sheesh.


timeforfun219 41M/42F  
2155 posts
8/16/2006 2:06 pm

Yeah mine is the same way and I don't even have a penis, now maybe a breast enlargement add...

If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
8/17/2006 9:38 am

    Quoting LilSquirt_4mfm:
    my, you are a popular guy ..... although seems someone is putting out incorrect and critical info that your penis needs help ........... i know it isnt true ...... cause you told me it wasnt.

    Hi guy, ... funny post ... got chuckle from it
LoL thanks. I'm quite sure if it got any more help it would be a monster. You can "help" it any time you like though


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
8/17/2006 9:39 am

    Quoting caressmewell:
    Yeah, much of mine is spam also...sheesh.
I don't know why they put out so much junk to all of us. They've literally killed any chance at advertising that way.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
8/17/2006 9:40 am

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    Lord you krack me up sometimes!!! I am rolling on the floor laughing.

    *looking to my left, then my right, wondering why am I the only one
    laughing my ass off? Is something wrong with me Ptalk?

*chuckles* No, there's nothing wrong with you. I'm just hilarious and they don't know it yet.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
8/17/2006 9:41 am

    Quoting timeforfun219:
    Yeah mine is the same way and I don't even have a penis, now maybe a breast enlargement add...
You need to turn around in that picture so I can assess that statement with an informed opinion.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
8/17/2006 9:42 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I just get the breast enlargement..I reckon I need it.
Nah, you're perfect the way you are.


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