Merry Frickin Christmas  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
12/23/2005 10:48 pm

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Merry Frickin Christmas


Merry Frickin Christmas by Frickin' A

Schools out Christmas break
Home for the holidays
Meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandma's
It's so boring
Screaming kids and grandpa snoring
My aunt Margaret's lost her mind
Tripping on a train set
Have another box of wine

It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry, frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa Clause's shit list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas

Uncle Richard he's a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo
My cousin Ashley her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux
My brother's wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom
I hope we don't get caught

It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry, frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa Clause's shit list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin' christmas

We haven't even opened up our presents yet
Now it's time to start
So I'll fake a smile
Because it's going back to Wal-mart
* knock knock* "Sweetie are you okay in there?"(moan)

Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa Clause's shit list
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas

Merry frickin' Christmas
Hohohoho I'm Santa W. Clause, and I approved this message.

Kimmers777 106F

12/23/2005 11:44 pm

Another love story... awwwwwe.


caressmewell 53F

12/24/2005 5:59 am

Merry Christmas


TexasMar 43F

12/25/2005 8:56 pm

That was really funny!!

I hope that was not how you really spent your day!!! I hope you had a good christmas hon.

Merry Christmas Baby!!

Sending Christmas Kisses


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/26/2005 2:19 pm

Many thanks for the good wishes and comments.


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