Fun Things to Do In Elevators  

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3428 posts
12/29/2005 8:25 am

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Fun Things to Do In Elevators

I'm sure this has probably been posted before, and recently, but I find it funny anyway.

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

caressmewell 53F

12/29/2005 9:06 am

LOL, I needed the laugh myself. Thanks

TexasMar 43F

12/29/2005 4:40 pm

These are tooo funny!! Which ones have you tried?

saddletrampsk 54F

12/29/2005 9:39 pm

I like #17..ding..

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/29/2005 10:55 pm

Haven't tried any of these except for pushing all the buttons while leaving the elevator. A friend of mine used to fill water balloons and slip them in between the doors as he was leaving. That one was always good.

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/3/2006 8:59 am

guess I need to print these out, pack them in my purse, so the next time I am in an elevator I can remember to do one or more of them, before I am asked to leave....LOL

thank you for the laugh

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