Skiing and Sex  

rm_PoTownFunGuy 61M
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11/4/2005 3:12 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Skiing and Sex

It's almost that magical time of year again when I can strap a couple of boards to my feet put on really uncomfortable footwear, freeze my ass off, and have my second favorite thrill in the world. In preparation for all of this excitement, I have put together the following!

Top Ten Reasons Why Skiing is Like Sex

1.You can still do when you’re old!
2.It’s always fun to try new places
3.Going down
4.One word ‒ Control
5.The more you do it the better you get
6.You take a long slow ride followed by a rush of ecstasy
7.Even if it’s cold you still stay warm
8.If you do it long enough you’re legs will quiver
9.If you do it wrong it’s good. If you do it right it’s GREAT!!
10.You’re surrounded by beautiful peaks and valleys

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