some more crap  

rm_PastingAway 55M
90 posts
10/3/2005 12:50 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

some more crap


Am I the only one who thinks that life is a big waste of time?

Am I the only one who thinks AdultFriendFinder is a BIGGER waste of time?

Am I the only one who can differentiate between two, to, and too?

Am I the only one on this god-forsaken site who does not hit on everyone else?

Am I the only one on this server-challenged site who does not want to IM with anyone?

Am I the only one who respects women who are seeing someone and never entertain the thought of being with them?

Am I the only one who thinks that sex without love is useless?

Am I the only one who thinks that character and wit are more important than chest size or body type?

Am I the only one who's entire blog entry is in the form of questions?

Am I the only asswipe who thinks that having emotions is a bad thing?

Am I the only fool on this beleagered site who is here for the restaurant reviews?

Am I the only one on this donkey kong site who does not wish to attend parties?

Am I the only one on this technological rat trap site who regrets meeting 99% of the people at the parties?

Am I the only one who feels like he doesn't belong not only on this dumptruck site but in the realm of life?

Am I the only one on this bloated site who hates being on the site in the first place?

Aren't you glad this blog entry is done?

Are you pissed that you wasted time reading it?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/3/2005 7:20 pm

Nah, lots of people find it a complete waste of time. George Sanders left a suicide note saying he committed suicide because he was bored with life.

A complete waste of time, or something we all waste our time on, when we could be doing something productive?

No, you're not. You forgot they're, their and there; your and you're. Let's not forget its and its, let's and lets, etc. Trust me, that drives a number of us batty.

Wait... People get hit on around here? I thought this site was just to blog, chat and get hate mail. Hey! How come no one ever hits on me? Next you'll be telling me this is a hook-up site or something.

No, you're not. Most of us only IM with people we actually like.

Heh. Don't you know when someone, male or female enters a relationship around here, suddenly everyone who wouldn't give them a second glance suddenly wants to get in their pants?

Sex without love serves a purpose. It scratches an immediate itch. It's not supposed to be emotional, but purely physical.

Character and wit are important. However, if there isn't a physical attraction, the best you can hope for with such a person is to be just friends. It doesn't have as much to do with looks as being a person's type and having the right chemistry.

Probably not. There is a thing going around Blogland where bloggers ask people to ask them three questions. I've seen a few of those. However, I've seen even more that are a single question: Why aren't women lining up to fall on my dick?

Having emotions isn't a bad thing. However, being overemotional can be. This is coming from a double Cancer, so trust me on that.

I thought the restaurant reviews were on a sister site. You really have to look up the review of a local McDonald's I did on there a few years ago, treating it like it was a review of a 5-star restaurant.

Hey, I took a nice 5 month break from the parties. I still prefer the smaller, informal gatherings to the huge, honking parties.

Why do you regret meeting people at parties? I've regretted saying hi to certain people at parties, but for the most part, they're ok people.

Pasting, this is the place for the misfits of society. I learned that years ago. This site is full of people who feel they don't fit in anywhere and feel alone in a crowd.

When I start to hate everything about this place, I disappear for a few weeks. Then I feel better.

Hey, I was just getting into the questions! RIP-OFF!

Nope. I'm not even pissed I wasted time responding. I have to do something with no baseball whatsoever on tonight.


songbird66 45F  
24 posts
10/3/2005 10:19 pm

No. I can guarantee it.

No. I can guarantee it.

No, but it is a minor annoyance compared to, let's say...
U R B-U-T-ful or I luv U gurl or A/S/L for fuck sake....how annoying.

Yes. I can guarantee it.

You IM with me. Liar.

Yes. I can guarantee it.

It is not useless, merely unfulfilling in the long run.

No. I can guarantee it.

Is it? I barely noticed.

No. I can guarantee it.

Hmmmmmm...sex without love, hitting on strangers, stealing peoples' mates, or restaurant reviews? That's a tough one.

A Donkey Kong party! Where?

Yes. I regret 99.7%. But that's just me.

No. I can guarantee it.

We're on a sex and swinger sight? Gross!

I am, now i can get back to being hit on.

My time spent here, reading your words, was done with a smile.


rm_PastingAway 55M

10/4/2005 9:20 am

songbird, you issue a lot of guarantees.

Do you guarantee them for as long as I own my thoughts?

As for the tough choice, well, I only ask the real tough questions. No softball stuff here, only the real deal.

I accept the guarantees and will take them to heart.

And thank you for enjoying reading my crap .. lol .. i'm honored you took the time to do so.

As for MissAnn, your answers are under further review, letting them coagulate inside my brain, hopefully they do not eat away at my brain's membranes. lol


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/4/2005 2:28 pm

Pasting, if grey matter starts to ooze out your ears, your brain has exploded from thinking and you should watch something truly mundane, like "Beaches" to make yourself feel better.


songbird66 45F  
24 posts
10/4/2005 9:42 pm

Pasting, my guarantee is limited to the life span of coherent thought contained in your mind. Void where prohibited by law, sorry Tennessee. Also, what is the pertinence of mentioning your soft balls? Pervert.


rm_PastingAway 55M

10/4/2005 9:48 pm

OOOO Beaches, NOW i'm hard ! It works better than viagra !

If I had any grey matter period, would I even be on such a piece of dung site such as this, having blog discussions with a Nick Cave groupie ?


rm_PastingAway 55M

10/4/2005 11:28 pm

songbird, I wouldn't know about coherent thoughts. I am a male.

As for my "soft balls", i've been told they don't sag like most men my age. They do not drag along the floor as I walk. They do not budge as I meet someone at Sam's and they do "the cringe".

Why does having soft balls make me a pervert?

The softer the balls, the harder they cum, or something like that ....


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/4/2005 11:43 pm

HEY! There is NOTHING wrong with being a Nick Cave groupie! You know, I'm really sorry you can't get out to CA every year to leave flowers on Karen Carpenter's grave... *runs and hides*


songbird66 45F  
24 posts
10/5/2005 10:07 am

<singing>

Chorus:

Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying go at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Chorus

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Chorus

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Chorus

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

haha...having them doesn't make you a pervert, it's what you do with them that does


rm_PastingAway 55M

10/8/2005 2:28 am

LMAO !!!! a song about balls hanging low ... now THAT'S the spirit !!!!!

How can I possibly top that ?

I cannot.

Yet.

lol

Stay tuned....


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