Learn How To Drive, Assholes  

rm_PastingAway 55M
90 posts
11/7/2005 3:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Learn How To Drive, Assholes


People really need to learn how to drive.

The NYS written test consists of 5 questions, and one of them is to identify a particular road sign. When I took the test back in 78, it was 25 questions and you had to actually know the rules of the road. Next time you are driving and some moron does some idiotic move, you know why. The asshole only had to answer 5 questions to get his damn permit.

What really irks me no end is ... you'll be driving on a three lane highway in the left lane, AKA the speed lane. Some asshole will get in the lane and do the speed limit or even a few MPH slower. They will have an open lane next to them. They will see you coming up behind them, obviously going faster than they are. They will not move over, they will stubbornly stay there going slower than the flow of traffic. They do not care that they are in the speed lane and that they are slowing everyone down and causing a dangerous congestion of cars behind them who are going at a greater rate of speed.

GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SPEED LANE IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ACCELLERATE! ASSHOLES !!!!

You want to take a leisurely drive on the highway, move out of the speed lane before you cause a major accident, or get yourself shot by clogging the lane and being an asshole. I do not carry weapons but i'm sure tempted to.

I'm talking about common road courtesy and common sense driving. People do not care about anyone but themselves and their selfishness is making me sick. And late. If you see someone speeding up your ass and you are in the left lane, MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!!

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
11/9/2005 1:38 pm

It was an old man in a hat holding up traffic, wasn't it?

Someone going too slow in the slow lane can cause the same trouble. I remember one day a few years ago, I was doing the speed limit in the slow lane. Suddenly, I was in a line of traffic going 35 MPH in a 55 zone. I couldn't pass. Way too much traffic in the fast lane. After a mile or two, I finally got in the fast lane. I fully expected a geriatric driver. Nope. It was someone in a Yugo. I wasn't as upset then, as I realized that was probably the fastest that car could go.


rm_PastingAway 55M

11/9/2005 9:26 pm

MissAnn actually every two miles there is a different one. I especially hate the ones in their brand new cars who refuse to accellerate for fear their overpriced status car's engine will have to actually work harder, decreasing the resale value. They annoy the shit out of me. Move that new Lexus out of the damn way, you asshole!


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