Why am I here?  

rm_Pariah270123 47M
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9/8/2005 7:25 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Why am I here?

I'm here because of pain and loss. I'm here because I haven't hit bottom yet, to put it in Tyler Durden-esque terms. I'm here because everything else seems impossible and this is merely improbable. I am here because you are here.

And you have such nice legs.

And could you please... please for once... just this one time, really... please, please, please just be a shaved cyborg sex creature from the future? For the love of God! Just one time?

Not the fancy XCJ 4000 series with the full array of sexual intoxicants, the prehensile tail and a year-long subscription to Napster, no.

I'll settle for a later model. Even one without the vulvular tongue attachment, pheromone simulators, and matching cup holders would be fine.

Really, I'm not that picky.

Thanks for understanding.

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