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Okay, so there's like twelve women from Tucson on this site along with about half the male population.
* Handy megaphone: *
EVERYBODY FORM A LINE. NO PUSHING. PREMATURE EJACULATORS TO THE FRON... Oops, too late.
PREMATURE EJACULATORS TO THE BACK OF THE LINE; THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE AND YOU MIGHT GET A SECOND WIND.
IF YOU GET BORED CONSIDER BISEXUALITY. IT ONLY HELPS THE REST OF US.
Now that that's out of the way... I can get back to tracking down and bludgeoning gas station owners in their sleep. Somebody's got to fight the war on terror.
9/9/2005 6:40 pm
While in line, mind if I crack open a Heineken and page through Mike Caros "Body Language of Poker" I just figured since it'll be awhile I might as well educate myself with this spirited handbook on good posture and sexual relations...What? It's about actual Poker, and tells. Okay never the fuck mind. I will just be patient, carry on.|