Too Hot!!!  

rm_Never911 59M
54 posts
8/14/2005 8:14 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Too Hot!!!

greeneyesatl05 got my interest with her story about lawn mowing ( Simple acts, simple pleasures )…so I thought I’d add my own sweet tale….

OK…so here’s what happened. I was cruising through the neighborhood, playing my favorite money song, when I saw her. She looked so hot! I normally look for packs of young kids, but I knew I just had to stop and offer my wares to this lady who had just finished mowing the lawn.

I pulled up in her drive and waved her over. “I just could help noticing how hot you look,” I said as I slid out of my truck. “I thought I might offer you a free treat, because you sure do a lot to beautify the neighborhood.”

She looked down to where my hand was moving and said, “I glad you stopped by.” She reached over and grabbed my hand. “Let me do the honors. I know exactly what I want and need. She grabbed my package and slid out the rock hard shaft of delight. She slid it right into her mouth and let out a gasp. “This is just what a girl needs on a day like this.”

It was ecstasy watching her twirl her tongue around the end of the extremely thick eight-inch shaft of pure heaven. I never thought I would enjoy anything so much. She was hungry….so it was over in just a few minutes. I really did enjoy the way she never let a single drop escape.

I climbed back into my truck, satisfied, knowing that I had performed a great deed. I should have been a Boy Scout. As I started up the truck, the familiar music kicked back in. “I’ll be back tomorrow,” I said as I backed out of the drive. “I’ll have to charge you next time, unless you promise to bring all your kids with you. Then you might qualify for the group discount."

That’s my story….and I’m sticking to it. I am not a sick pervert, but can you guess what kind of truck I drive?

I'm Never911


LoveHandles686 68M

8/14/2005 10:52 am

Let's see, could it be a garbage truck? Probably not but did you know that in Japan the garbage trucks actually play music as they drive through the neighborhoods. Let's see...if you are driving around looking for packs of kids, it had better be an ice cream truck that your driving otherwise the police may start driving around looking for you.


patsam69 51M/51F

8/15/2005 8:03 am

You are the ice cream man!!! (running out my door waving dollar bills in my hand) LOL


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/17/2005 5:10 am

I scream, you scream we all cream for the ice-cream man!!!


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