The Scarlet Letter  

rm_Never911 59M
54 posts
8/4/2005 5:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Scarlet Letter

Hope you never get a letter like this one:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant. Joan said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
Tommy*

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Johnny’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you!

(Call when it is safe for me to come home.)

* Name changed to protect the guilty.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/5/2005 3:23 am

Mere words cannot even begin to describe the punishment that kid would be on...
Sheesh, I need to go wake my son up...


xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/5/2005 3:48 pm

My son would be so grounded! (once I was done laughing my ass off behind a locked door so he couldn't see me)


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