Oklahoma; It's a State of Mind II  

rm_Network_Minx 47F
540 posts
8/14/2005 12:35 am

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Oklahoma; It's a State of Mind II


OK I have bowed to the requests. Here is another Oklahoma joke/story.

You know you are from Oklahoma if you have ever picked up livestock from the side of the road and taken it home.

A few years ago an 18 wheeler wrecked on I-40 carrying weaned pigs. Of course people stopped to help gather the pigs up, this is Oklahoma and we are friendly here. Quite a few pigs never made it back onto the wrecked truck, thirty or so made in onto the helper's trucks and were never seen again.

Last year my sister found two live chickens that had fallen off a truck in the middle of the road. She caught them in Wal-Mart bags and brought them home to my parents. My nephew, her son, wanted to know how soon we were going to eat 'em? Chicken is food not a pet.

You know you are from Oklahoma if:
You eat dinner at a very nice restaurant but have dessert at Braums.

Braums is ice-cream and so much more!! Their theme is "Braums makes everything better" and they surely do.

Truck in Oklahoma is pronounced truuuuck.
All the men pretty much have trucks, the women drive cars and mini-vans.

You know you are from Oklahoma if you can't understand what people in New York are saying but feel comfortable at the Broadway show of "Annie Get Your Gun."

This happened to a friend of mine. She went to New York on business. She couldn't understand what anyone was saying until she went to the Broadway show of "Annie Get Your Gun."

I will add more later...
Minx

kyplowboy2 61M

8/14/2005 6:17 am

Oklahoma?...Oklahoma?...Ain't that one of them counties in western Kentucky????

Gotcha on my watched list, Minx. I like cowbows (and cowgirls).

kpb2

P.S. put some ice on that head, it'll help keep the swellin' down. lol


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/14/2005 1:35 pm

I know people that hunt deer by hanging out of their truck windows and hook up car batteries to headlights so they can poach deer in the woods with their "portable spotlights" at night. I love rednecks. They are sexy as hell. Inventive too!


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