Dick or Flick's Story III  

rm_Network_Minx 47F
540 posts
8/24/2005 10:01 pm

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Dick or Flick's Story III

The Night The Batteries Died

Well it had to happen, and it did. My batteries died one late night right in the middle of me doing my duty. Needless to say poor Minx was frustrated, literally. I had let her down, left her hanging. What was Minx going to do? Well she knew there were batteries all over the house but were they good ones or dead like mine? Minx started carrying me all over the house pulling out drawers searching for batteries. She kept trying all of the right sized batteries in me she could find. None of them were any good. Minx was so frustrated that she started dumping drawers in hopes of finding at least one or two half-way decent batteries. Minx wondered why her kids didn't just throw the dead batteries away instead of putting them in drawers? Minx told me that she thought it was similar to the empty milk carton in the fridge thing that kids are always doing. (We all know about that don't we?) Well, poor Minx had only one option left. The TV Remote Control's Batteries. That's right she did it. She robbed the TV Control Batteries for me. I was so happy she would make such a huge sacrifice that I got down to business and got my job done in short order.

The next day Minx forgot that I had the remote's batteries. The next afternoon her kids were angry and called Minx at work. They told her that she needed to stop on the way home from work and buy batteries for the remote since the batteries were dead and all of the other batteries in the house were dead too.

Well Minx learned her lesson. She now keeps a large stock of fresh batteries in the fridge so I won't let her down again. Her kids think she is smart for planning ahead if the batteries ever go dead in the remote again.

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/25/2005 3:30 am

What is sad is that it was true!!!

lifeisablast333 54M

8/25/2005 6:44 am

minx, i have heard of such things before,...good idea stocking up...
.......planning ahead helps....the redneck

rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/25/2005 7:04 am

Hey Minx, I can't say that I have ever had your "problem" but......you can buy rechargeable batteries and a charger! Plug the thing in behind your night stand. You think the kids will ever look there? Just think, recharged batteries are rather warm, and hmmmm, that might just be a good thing!

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/25/2005 9:45 am

Good Point Cookie. I love warm things in my bed.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/26/2005 12:24 pm

THe most amaxing thing is....I did the exact same thing. And one night...I came to discover my stock was gone. SO...I had to resort to my hand. It worked....I just never realized how much can be accomplished when you use both your hand and a vibrator...lol


Always The Bitch

kyplowboy2 61M

8/28/2005 12:11 pm

you're just so hot!!!

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/4/2005 2:07 am

I have had to go back to my hand too and it does work. I had forgotten.


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