Can You Sniff?  

rm_Network_Minx 47F
540 posts
9/10/2005 5:38 am

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Can You Sniff?


"Can you sniff?" the five year old girl asked. "Yes, but I can't blow" I answered. She then offered her view, "Mommy says you are supposed to blow not sniff. And never pick!"
"Well, that may be in most cases but I can't blow so I have to sniff." I answered.
The six year old boy added in a very authoritative tone, "It's because she broked her nose when she crashed her car!"
"Is that why you have to sniff? Because you broked your nose?" she asked.
"Yes, because I broked my nose." I answered.
"Does it hurt to pick?" The six year old boy asked.
"Yes it does." I answered.
"Ewwww!" she stated.
"Why doesn't it have a cast? Ben broked his arm and he has a cast. You broked your ankle and you had a cast." she querried.
"Because they don't put casts on noses." I answered.
"Why not?" they both wanted to know.
"Because it would just be too hard. Doctors don't put casts on toes when they are broken either."
"OK. What's for lunch?" they both wanted to know.
"Pizza," I answered.

Later in the day my niece told her mother that I can sniff but not blow and that it hurts to pick.

kyplowboy2 61M

9/10/2005 12:40 pm

LMAO - gotta love the shits, tho.

kpb2

PS - hope broked nose gets better soon. lol


lifeisablast333 54M

9/10/2005 3:37 pm

out of the mouths of bab, kids say the darnedist things, you always
hear people says these things, but ya just don't get it until you
live it..............................The REDNECK proud dad of 5


lifeisablast333 54M

9/10/2005 3:40 pm

P.S. had my nose broken a time or three (ouch) it will get better,
then you can pick away........LOL........THE REDNECK


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/10/2005 5:38 pm

When she asked me if I could sniff it caught me off guard. I just love my niece and nephews. They always make me laugh.


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/11/2005 12:24 am

Children are such dolls, filled with innocents and so full of off guarded questions, gotta love em

-CuteAZguy27


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/13/2005 1:30 pm

But Minx, what I want to know is why the sky is blue?

TTT


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/14/2005 9:09 am

TTT,

I have no idea why the sky is blue. Why do dogs have fur?


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