Abbey The Prostitute Bear  

rm_Network_Minx 47F
540 posts
9/19/2005 2:35 am

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Abbey The Prostitute Bear

My niece who is five went to the Build A Bear store in the mall Saturday. What is Build A Bear? Well it's a store where the child gets to pick a Teddy Bear and then stuff it. After it has been stuffed and sewn closed the child gets to name the bear and then dress it in different outfits.

My niece named her bear Abbey. She had to tell me all about her bear and that she would bring Abbey with her when she visits me next weekend. Abbey has a black leather skirt, black thigh high boots, and a red halter top. The only thing missing to complete Abbey's ensemble was the fish net stockings, but the store didn't have any. My niece loves her bear and it's outfit. My brother and his wife are shocked and amused that their daughter would emulate the dress of prostitutes, although it's funny.
Talking with my brother I asked him how much Abbey would charge for her services? He said she could probably charge quite a bit since there can't be that many Bear Prostitutes. I told him that his daughter should make several more Prostitute Bears then she could be a madam. And since his house would be the place for all of the transactions he would be able to get a cut of the profits.

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
9/19/2005 8:02 am

hmmmm.....bear prostitute. You don't suppose she shaves, do you?

rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/19/2005 8:03 am

So, what does the "John Bear" look like and will we see him on John Television?

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/19/2005 9:31 am

I didn't ask my brother too many pointed questions since he was still in shock over the clothes choices his daughter had made. I asked my sister-in-law about it and she said that my niece insisted on the clothes and it was her Catie's bear after all.

I have no idea what the "John Bear" would look like but if there is one I am sure my niece with build one next time she is at the store.

kyplowboy2 61M

9/19/2005 3:02 pm

Maybe the little girl will make 'Pimpy Bear' the next trip!!! Somebody has to look out for the stable, ya know lol

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/19/2005 10:22 pm

minx, that was cute.

plow, you are a lunatic.

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