Is there anybody out there?.........(Warning- this is one very juvenile rant)  

rm_NaughtyOkies 44M/54F
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1/25/2006 2:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Is there anybody out there?.........(Warning- this is one very juvenile rant)


Man, things have gotten boring around here. It gets discouraging when people don't answer e-mails, or they chat back and forth for a while and then fall off the face of the Earth. I refer to these as FANTASYMONGERS. FANTASYMONGERS are people that love to fantasize or talk about something that they find exciting, but aren't really interested in acting on these impulses. See also FALSE ADVERTISEMENT. And what truly amazes me is how many people out there are spending 30 or 40 dollars a month to be silver or gold members on this site and are too hung up sexually to actually follow through. If that's all you are interested in just order the extasy channel or a nice issue of Penthouse Letters, and sit around and talk about how naughty you are and have some nice soothing MISSIONARY SEX, but please save your money here and don't bore the rest of us with it, not to mention what a complete waste of time it is for those of us who are actually interested in meeting REAL PEOPLE. What a shame!
Don't get me wrong, I guess FANTASYMONGERS are real people too, just not quite as real as the rest of us. SEE ALSO NAUGHTYOKIES. Anyways I guess I've gotten it out of my system now, and I'll quit bitching about it.
I guess that our previous experience has left us wanting more, and not everyone is as classy as that wonderful couple we had so much fun with last time. That being said, I still believe that this website is a great way to meet people and have a lot of fun.
Of couse, on second thought maybe WE should be more supportive to our friends, the FANTASYMONGERS. Maybe we could come up with a support group, or maybe a FANTASYMONGER INTERVENTION. You know , the FM shows up and we're looking all serious and explain to him/her that the fantasymongering has goten out of hand and that we're concerned about them and their boring-ass sex life(or lack thereof), and that we're here for them. No one leaves this room until an enlightenment has been found.What former alcoholics refer to as a MOMENT OF CLARITY.
Or how about a 12 steps program for FM's. Hi, my name is so and so and I'm a FM. Then they could have reformed FM's as sponsors and work out their sexual hang-ups together. Their final step could be organizing a Meet and Greet that they would have to show up at and be required contractually to have sex with 1 or more persons before calling it a night. Kinda gives you a warm, fuzzy feelin inside doesn't it.
So this BLOG serves as a stern warning to all of you miserable FANTASYMONGERS out there that your wretched behavior will not be tolerated any longer, and that on the other hand there is help for you.
If you feel that YOU or SOMEONE YOU LOVE is suffering from fantasymongering, or is participating in any facet of fantasymongerdom, please email naughtyokies at PAssion.com.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT PAID FOR IN ITS ENTIRETY BY NAUGHTYOKIES.

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