Funny Shit!!!  

rm_NaughtyOkies 44M/54F
37 posts
2/25/2006 3:39 pm

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Funny Shit!!!

I saw this on a forum on another site, but thought you guys might like it. These are TOP REASONS YOU MIGHT BE GHETTO(kinda like yiou might be a redneck). If you see some that were missed, please feel free to chime in and add to the list......

You put your kids to sleep with NyQuil.
You use your welfare check as collateral.
You can read your haircut.
You use a toothbrush to style your "baby hair".
You named your daughters after cars you can't afford....Lexus, Porsche, Etc.
You bought your rims before you bought your car.
Your fingernails are longer than your fingers.
You think jury duty is a good way to make money.
You think going on a diet means no candy.
You have a drawer in your kitchen just for condiments from fast-food restaurants....YEAH !!!!
You steal free samples at the store.
You throw a pool party using a fire hidrent.
Your kids ask you for food stamps to go to the candy store.
Your grandma is less than 40 years old.
You carry a bottle of hot suace in your purse.
You moved out of state to go to community college.
You own ANY hair beads.
You eat a sandwich that does not contain any meat.(i.e. mayonnaise sandwich).
You are grown when you finally find out that milk doesn't come from a white powder.
Your address is written on the front of your house in chalk.
Your moms turns on the stove to heat the house.
You remember the dance Rerun used to do on 'What's Happenin.'
You rip brand name labels off old jeans and sew them on no-name jeans.
You feed your dog left-over grits and spoiled food.
You have a hot plate in your closet.
You are stupid enough to light a firecracker in your pocket.
Your pops is fixing up the house and it is constantly under construction.
You see old men sitting on the steps in boxer shorts.
You buy candy wax lips.
Your moms has a velvet painting hanging in the living room with a nude black woman on it with a zodiac sign.
Koolaid is the only drink in the house.
You play basketball on a milk crate...or a cardboard box.
You remember when Atari was the bomb.
You did not care what people said about your pops but you lost your mind when they said something about your moms.
You remember when your moms took you to the movie and she brought potato salad, fried chicken and a big bag of chips.
You think you are in the suburbs everytime you see grass.
Roaches are viewed as household pets.
There is a resturant in your hood that serves chitlins, mustard greens and ham hocks, or neck bone with rice and gravy.

SensualNWylde 49F

2/25/2006 4:10 pm

*smilez* thanx for the laff hun I need it

Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/25/2006 5:24 pm

Hahhaha good one

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

rm_sexchoco69 47M

2/27/2006 12:38 pm

Damn!.....I guess I'm 100%, Ghetto!

rm_NaughtyOkies 44M/54F
6 posts
2/27/2006 4:55 pm

Hey S. Thanks for the comment. I thought that was a pretty funny list. BTW- Where have you been lately? Thought maybe you had forgotten who your friends

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