I have to be the luckiest guy this week!  

rm_N73269 48M
16 posts
11/16/2005 7:32 pm

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I have to be the luckiest guy this week!


Man.. Getting home from work, Andrea was outside smoking a cigarette (she lives across the street from me). She yells out to me and I wave back, thinking i'm going to go in, eat and prolly fool around with my email, draw for a little while and then crash.

(BTW.. I say PROLLY instead of probably.. Old school computer programmer I am).

I slowly bring the van to a halt, grab my work shit out the back, turn around to shut the hatch and blammo. There she is. Instantly i'm thinking "what a mess I am, and wow, the van could use a good vacuum". It's like 40 fucking degree's outside and I just want to get in, clean up, etc, etc.. So I perform the typical small talk, tell her I just got out of work, kinda tired and she continues to babble.
I just put up with it because I think she's cute, regardless of how small she is (height-wise you pigs). Nice smile, great facial features. I suddenly blurt out, "damn, I would fucking love to draw you naked sometime". I stood there, she stood there, and even though she's black, I swear she blushed. She handles it nicely by saying "perhaps someday you'll get lucky enough".
SWEEET..
The snow flurries are starting to come down now and we're still talking, me freezing, dirty and quite possibly stinking really bad. My stomach does it's rumble, which she heard and had to comment "damn. That was your stomach?", I reply "I wish I could say I farted, but yes. I'm quite hungry and a bit tired (second time telling her). I should really get inside and shower up". She agreed and the walked back across the street. I shut the hatch, hit the "lock" button and went inside. I get in, throw a pizza in the oven and head upstairs to shower in the jacuzzi. As SOON as I got out of the shower, the lights go out. Power went off. Funny thing about the area I live in, the power fluctuates whenever something happens to the weather. Only time nothing happens is when their is no fucking wind, rain, sunshine, birds.. you get the point.
I get dressed, go downstairs and pull the pizza out of the oven, which is "cooked enough" and ate that fucker, reading the newspaper by flashlight and drinking a coke.
So that's it. Kinda of a nice ending to a crappy, shitloaded day. But it's almost over, the week that is. Soon i'll be drunker than drunk and that, my friends, is something I look forward to.

LikeToLiquor2 57M
318 posts
11/17/2005 8:17 am

Dude, you are a tool.
You are missing an opportunity right across the street.
Probably best for her,,, you seem like an insensitive jerk.


rm_N73269 48M

11/17/2005 5:33 pm

I don't think i'm insensitive at all, probably a jerk though.

Let us dwell.

Out of the 4 long term relationships i've been in, each lasting a minimum of 3 years, every one of the women cheated on me. The excuse: I didn't spend enough time with them. So I ask you, Would you react to women the same way?

As far as Andrea (the woman across the street) is concerned, I wasn't rude in any way to her. The conversation went well, we both laughed and enjoyed ourselves. As far as you see it, I should have thrown her in my van and fucked her there and then, probably never to see her again?

We happened to see each other today as well. Made our first date for this weekend.

So uhm, have anything else to tell this insensitive jerk?


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