Superhero Sex. The Unanswered Questions?  

rm_MustangD6644 51M
1052 posts
5/21/2006 1:16 am

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Superhero Sex. The Unanswered Questions?

Now we all are familiar with most of the Superheroes primarily of the DC Comics family, but have you ever really stopped and considered just what might happen after lights out?

Shall we first examine Superman?

Let us consider for example that he and Lois Lane are about to get it on. Lois being a worldly reporter [IE she's been around the block, nudge, nudge], decides that to really thank Superman for saving her from whatever peril befell her in this adventure, she is going to make his day, and night.

Firstly as she drops to her knees to begin a round of oral delight [she is well practiced after interviewing numerous politicians and dictators], the first problems could arise.

What happens if Superman suddenly goes "jib up" [crane talk for raising the crane jib or boom, thus reducing the radius], now sometimes when this happens to normal people, the lady may cop a friendly thwack on the face from wicked willy.

However we are discussing the "Man of Steel" here, so that would indicate that willy will be made of steel to.

I am thinking that at the bare minimum, Lois is going to cop a nasty bruise, through to chipped teeth, a broken jaw or be knocked out cold.

For the sake of this discussion we will assume that Lois has good reflexes [experience shows] and manages to avoid being whacked by super willy.

So she begins to give Superman the head-job of his life [how do you reckon she got all those scoop interviews?] and Superman is really getting into it. How long before he comes? Is he used to getting head or getting such good head? Will he come early, about normal or late. Can he hold back using his "Super" willpower.

At this point we will say that Lois "likes to swallow", Hell, why not cop a load from the Man of Steel" as an important notch on her bedpost, which looks like it has been chewed by hungry dogs. Besides, why should all the crooked politicians, dictators, and gangsters and her editor be the only ones [apart from the Marine Corps] receiving oral satisfaction.

OK, so Superman is now at the point of no return, and Lois is ready and willing to take his load, but there is something to worry about, and its not STD's as Lois has probably had them all.

We are talking here about the "Man of Steel", more powerful than a Locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. So just how Hard and how Much will he Cum?

Will Lois have her head blown off by Superman shooting his wad into her mouth?

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Superhero Sex.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
5/21/2006 7:36 am

What if the Green Hornet shows up?

Purry {=}


rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
5/21/2006 1:33 pm

Well I guess he will put the hard word on you Purry.


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