How Long does it take to be a Born Again Virgin  

rm_MustangD6644 51M
1052 posts
12/8/2005 11:04 pm

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How Long does it take to be a Born Again Virgin


I have as regular readers will know experienced one sex drought that lasted 18 months and I realised today that it has been two months since I last saw intimate action with a ladyfriend.

My question to you readers is at what point does the dry spell become a drought and officially qualify me as a Born Again Virgin again?

[Mustang groans and hangs head in embarrasment]

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/8/2005 11:42 pm

For Catholic girls, it about 16 months, but you can always do the "technical virgin"---aka Anal sex...Hot backdoor confessional action!

LET'S GO METS!!!


rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
12/9/2005 1:41 am

Hi cockmerollme; welcome to my blog. "Technical Virgin" does this mean I should have been chasing Catholic girls when I was younger. Damn, now I find out. Not that I have ever got much in the way of backdoor action.As for TV well that is another new expression for me today to go with Spit, Swallow, Snowball. I thought "backdoor action" referred to jumping the back fence to do a married lady. MMMMM does this site have a sexual dictionary? Maybe it should to avoid disputes and confusion.
Mustang


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/9/2005 7:01 am

You just let me know how I can help, Bubbalah.

LET'S GO METS!!!


Jusdewit8 53F

12/9/2005 9:38 am

Mustang-it was 5 years for me before I joined A. F. F.!I was definitely feelin like a virgin...hey!Hope things pick up for ya!Jus

I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted. ~~~Mae West


rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
12/9/2005 12:16 pm

Hi Jus; Thanks and a BIG Thanks You for the network invite. What a sight to wake up to. No wonder I was having trouble sleeping last night, my brain must have know those photos were waiting for me in the computer. SMOKING. Seriously you should send some shots to magazines like 40Plus and the like. They would love to have a hot gal like you for a couples pictorial. I think I need a cuppa now to help unscramble my brain. Good work, what a morale booter. Thanks again.
Mustang


rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
12/9/2005 8:55 pm

GGGGRRRR cockmerollme thats a dangerous thing to say to to this lad, [Mustang raises eyebrows suggestively and grins] because I might take you up on that offer.
Mustang


RailBaron2 54M

12/10/2005 10:26 pm

Mustang-I've been without for 9 years so you got a LLLLLOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG way to go yet If you have n't heard - Sex is a misdomeaner- the more you miss the meaner you get & I'm sure theres a good looker down your way that would love to get a nice guy like yourself LOL- Jim


rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
12/11/2005 2:57 am

Ah Jim mate are you trying to cheer me up or depress me with the 9 years bit. Then again I was with my ex for about that long so maybe our luck is about to change and we will both find our right ladyfriend. Lets just pray they are in the right country respectively, fingers crossed.
Excellent full beard mate, that will really add charaacter to the museum as you go about you chores.
You keep up with your blogging essays and Ill get over to read them soon.
Keep Blogging
Highball for the RailBaron
Mustang


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