Don't tempt me!  

rm_MonaMee22 39F
37 posts
9/12/2005 11:39 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Don't tempt me!

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by

his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips

began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling," he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something

that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping

Becky, "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister,

your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

I love this joke. I haven't had the time to formulate some coherent thoughts to post but never fear I am on a two week break and will post sometime this week!

rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/13/2005 10:17 pm

Good joke, mona. Lookin' forward to your return. Unlisted One

md082174 42M  
13 posts
10/3/2005 1:01 am

Nice blog Mona. Are you going to be writing some more? How have things gone for you on AdultFriendFinder so far? Have you been meeting any nice singles or couples yet?

rm_bloodmoon920 33M
1 post
8/14/2007 8:17 pm

hey beautiful was wanting to talk with you and see if our interest are the same and i am a single guy so if you want to know more just find me

ezroller46526 42M

11/2/2008 10:53 am


harrylynn 54M

12/26/2008 4:49 pm

Very Funny

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