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Rumor has it that the famed Penis-saurus is NOT extinct, but running rampart somewhere in Central Texas. Attached is a rare photo of the beast.
Any lady that might encouter this beast should treat him with utmost kindness. He is particularly fond of gentle kissing, licking and even a little rubbing and sucking. If you do this, he will return the favor by nudgung, rubbing and enlightening you in every way possible, and he will dive into your most private possessions to make you feel like a "completed" woman.
To report the sighting call 1-800-MY-PENIS.
BTW - How do I insert a larger image here in the text???