the laws of physics...and spandex  

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
216 posts
7/16/2006 8:07 pm

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the laws of physics...and spandex

The other night I was working and driving thru a small town around midnight when I saw a couple about to cross the street. Naturally I slowed down a bit and kept and eye on them so I didn't run them over but what I saw may have scarred me for a while.

The woman, well girl, maybe 19 was heavy...pushing maybe 250 heavy. She was also wearing spandex pants. She was ALSO wearing a belly shirt!

Now, i'm happy that she is comfortable with her body, and i'm sure she is one of those women who thinks she is queen shit, no matter what anyone else might think. You know, the kind that you might often see on Springer or something.

What's my point? Cover that shit up!

Belly shirts weren't invented so that I could see big white rolls of flesh thats been pushed out of the spandex like someone squeezed a sausage right out of its skin!

Perhaps it wasn't a belly shirt at all, maybe it was just rolling up to get out of the way of the skin wave coming at it...

Yeah, that's it. I'm sure it is...


rm_kellijo1169 47F
41 posts
7/17/2006 11:14 pm

At least you didn't see the tighly pulled strings to a thong...

heavensent11236 52F

7/22/2006 12:29 pm

btbones, ya can't delete people from the list to my knowledge, cause good Gosh we would have done that ALONG time ago, there was a guy on the front page with the most obnoxious dick pic you could ever torture someone with, needless to say all we could do was to keep posting until we bypassed him and his pic finally went away. You remember that pic Frump????

rm_MisterFrumpy replies on 7/22/2006 8:10 pm:
yes, yes i do!

glad hes gone but you're right, i cant delete them unfortunately.

justreal4real 59F

8/13/2006 2:13 am

Hello Frump I'm back and this time WITH an agenda. Still, wanted to hollar at you. I miss your humor.


rm_MisterFrumpy replies on 8/15/2006 5:26 am:
well since i cant email ya here i'll just have my IM and probably my cell number if you need me for anything

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