never close enough..  

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
216 posts
10/19/2005 2:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

never close enough..

The notion for this blog brought to the surface by PrincessKarma, who i really dont know but who was nice enough to read and respond and even wink a little from all the way in Panama..Doc Frumpy has international appeal! Woowoo! lol

I dont know how many of my fellow peeps and peepettes have noticed but i'll be damned if all (well most anyway) of the people worth being interested in, or who might be interested in you live really damn far away!

Not to mention, the activity in the Orlando area seems pretty dead. Maybe i'm wrong, maybe there is some really cranking events going on but i havent seen anything about them.
So for those who arent part of the group, i get my social fix by going to Tampa..2 hours away. I get to miss all of the impromptu events or even some quality hanging out time. Recently i could even be missing more, who knows.

So, without further babbling, i give you the President Frumpy fix for no local fun. (no offense, you know who you are lol)
All highways will be doubled in size!
One lane will be reserved for stupid motorcycle freaks going WAY over the speed limit.
All speed limits on highways recently widened will be 100 miles an hour in the new lanes, not to be traveled by anyone who's car shouldnt be going 50!
All slow old people will cease and desist and get the hell out of my way!
Disney traffic will be routed somewhere besides I4 between 3pm and 9pm.

This my friends, should make my travelling around Florida slightly easier and much faster.

Did i mention this will be accomplished in a span of 2 weeks? no more of this 'we dont have the budget' shit, forget taking 12 years to widen I4 by 2 lanes..DO IT NOW!

It's either that or i have to import some more fun people to Orlando

luvsxoxo 43F

10/19/2005 3:15 pm

YES! YES! I thought I was the only one that bitched about I4...and to think it takes a million dollars for one mile of road...RIDICULOUS!

Well and to add...I4 and I275 is crap too...could you fix that to...Mr. President..LOL


rm_kellijo1169 47F
41 posts
10/19/2005 5:32 pm

I got ya . No offence taken.

Autoban USA - Hail President Frumpy!

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
10/19/2005 9:09 pm

dont be greedy chickie..isnt the 100mph lanes enough? hehe

you must be punished for your greed, and not by going to hell..this will be discussed later

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
10/20/2005 3:42 pm

*jumps up and down and waves hand in the air frantically* Me! Me! Import ME!!

Hugs from way down where hurricanes never drop by for a visit

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
10/20/2005 7:09 pm

wow i never expected volunteers. Lets get the paperwork rolling!

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
10/20/2005 7:10 pm

and yes, there very well could be Chickie!

rm_kellijo1169 47F
41 posts
10/21/2005 10:29 am

Chickie - grab hold and enjoy the ride!

piamatter 44F

10/21/2005 7:35 pm

You think the drive from Orlando to Tampa's a bitch to get your fix, I gotta go from nj to fl. Another way to think of people that are too damn far away is that they re starting research for their next trip to Disney. There are all kinds of attractions in the Orlando area

rm_MisterFrumpy 46M
428 posts
10/22/2005 7:54 am

I can only assume thats why i get a lot of views from really wierd places..or i'm on some kind of list..

check out this freakshow attraction while in town!

LovableEclectic 59F

10/23/2005 11:47 pm

Hey Frumpy - Go West young man

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