You might be a Savage if......  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
5/16/2006 12:14 pm

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You might be a Savage if......

Since my last post has probably already got me put on Savage's shit list for the day... I figured why stop there. Just remember Savage... I only pick on people I like.

You might be a Savage if...

your jeans are so tight that they sound like a kazoo when you break wind

you say nort instead of north and are always driving "up" no matter what direction you're heading

you ever got married so you would have "more space to store your guns"

you have more dead critters around your house than living ones

someone writes in the dust on your truck and instead of washing it, you just add more dust and dirt to cover it up

you have more plaid in your house than all of Scotland

you put noodles in your chili

you greet people by saying ya-ey-der

you have an annoying friend that loves to pick on you, but, you keep her around anyway cause she has a nice rack

If you said yes to any of those things... you might be a Savage.

norprin5 55M

5/16/2006 2:28 pm

i'll hold her over my knee, Savage...go ahead & smack her ass!

King Nor XVIII

savagemodel1899b 44M

5/16/2006 6:35 pm


And now for the pissed off Savage reply....

Get it correct:

You might be a Savage if:
1. going out for a nice dinner involves putting on your good flannel.

2. Taught your female firend to shoot just so you could wrap your arms around them.

3. Watched them get the shit kicked out of them and laughed your ass off.

4. Would trade your best friend for a rifle. Not just any rifle, but the Savage Model 1899 with a serial number of 1.

5. Looked at a cop and said YA-EY-DER welcome to DA U.P. EHHH

6. Gone Smelt fishing in shorts (wading) when the water still had ice floating down on it.

7. Eat venison for every meal if possible

8. Mounted more animals on the wall then most people have mounted women.

9. Drooled while watching BAMBI..

The Orginal Savage

savagemodel1899b 44M

5/17/2006 5:29 pm

Mari Baby,

Sorry to say but if I was married to the perfect woman in everyway, I would still trade her ass for the rifle.. Its just something about owning the first of a kind which was destined to be a classic and in production for over 75 years.

The Savage

savagemodel1899b 44M

5/17/2006 8:38 pm

yes maybe so,

But the gun will only appriate more in value as the years go by, where as you will only be appriated more as the years go by and cost more to up keep LOL

The Savage

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