Take me out to the ballgame  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
5/2/2006 10:42 am

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10/22/2006 5:35 pm

Take me out to the ballgame

Last weekend I went to Tacoma to catch a ball game. I watched the Rainiers play against the Salt Lake City Bees.

The first ummm 7 innings sucked ass. The Rainiers didn't have a single run and the Bees had 2. Talk about an action packed game.

Then in, I think, the 8th inning, the Rainiers pulled off a miracle and scored several runs in a row which ended up winning them the game.

There were people in the stands yelling out words of encouragement or going nuts when they actually made it to first base. It was then that I realized to me baseball is a lot like sex.

1. If you don't know how to swing your bat, I'm not gonna tell you it's okay. I will just ignore you and go get a beer.

2. Getting to first base might get my attention, but it won't get me out of my chair.

3. If the nuts that the guy with the stutter sells captivate me more than the balls you're playing with, you might need to change your game plan.

4. A shitty player always seems better when you've had a couple beers. If he's really shitty it's best just to drink til you pass out and avoid the whole game all together.

5. If you can swing your bat just right, make your way around all the bases, and slide into home at just the right moment... There is a good chance I'll start screaming!

Just kidding Rainiers, I still love ya!

norprin5 55M

5/2/2006 12:26 pm

<~~~*starts warming up with his heavy bat*

King Nor XVIII

p33c3y0 42M

5/2/2006 12:37 pm

too bad i'm just the bat boy.

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

5/2/2006 2:44 pm

Baseball was invented as an excuse to get away from the Wife and hang out with your buddies and drink mass quantities of BEER...Rev. Ready just likes playing with balls


savagemodel1899b 44M

5/2/2006 4:49 pm

Doesn't play baseball, run bases or slide into home plate... Prefers to watch the over paid players exhaust themselves over a few hours of idlely wasted time with firends... THen after all is said and done, go home and swing at what ever happens to be with in reach... Just a kid at heart, but carries a pretty decent bat, and his own balls with at all times...

Wanna play catch?
The Savage

n0tatalker 39M

5/2/2006 5:47 pm

And they are both more difficult while wearing a condom!

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