It's a Conspiracy.... OMFG  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
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5/31/2006 1:04 pm

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It's a Conspiracy.... OMFG

A while back I wrote a post... Nipple Experts Needed ...about nipple crazed aliens that were running through blogland implanting asshole magnets in the nips of many of the female residents here. I first heard about this conspiracy from heartlessbitch69 and after I sent out the call for help norprin5 bravely answered. I thought we were rid of them, but there has been a new development.

Now bulging_boy has discovered extemebly attractive fem-aliens that seem hell bent on conquering the men of blogland. For more details please visit his blog Bloggy Hell He has several updates there on this blogland emergency.

Here is my thought on the matter...

The nipple implants are meant to divert all the fucktards towards us ladies while the fem-aliens scoop up all the decent men around here.

So, I have devised a plan to thwart these attacks. Men of blogland help us guard our nipples and chase away the fucktards. Women, it is more important than ever that we keep our men satisfied so that these other worldly temptresses don't lure them away. Hard men are so good to find.... ummmm I mean a good man is hard to.... oh hell... never mind.

n0tatalker 39M

5/31/2006 5:28 pm

there are decent men around here? whats with the c0nspiracy theories t0day!!! everones nipple erections are cuz n0ta turned up the ac in s0uth alaska! y0u know y0u girls l0ve it when i get c0ld!

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

5/31/2006 6:03 pm

Hard men are so good to find.... ummmm I mean a good man is hard to.... oh hell...I beleive you mean ALL OF THE ABOVE..!!!...Ready


norprin5 55M

5/31/2006 6:42 pm

i went over, tried to help as much as i could...but he's gonna need a lot more help. better gather up all the Tom Jones records you can find!, i don't know why, but Bulge seems to think it's important...

then i went over to the two posts he offered as evidence of the heinous plot... it was horrible!!

he was right! they're beautiful! how can we resist?!

...i'm scared - hold me...

King Nor XVIII

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/31/2006 8:38 pm

I fucking knew something was up! Every fucking man I flirt with some bitch comes in and sweeps him away! I knew some shit was up!

bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 10:58 pm

Thanks Mari,

We may beat them yet!

Norprin. You may need to review the movie Mars Attacks in light of this new development.

As I mentioned to another in my comments. That was actually a cleverly disguised civil defence broadcast.

bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 11:38 pm

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    You are very welcome, Bulge. And thank you for your dedication to this cause and for getting the word out. I am not just gonna sit by and watch these fem-aliens run off with our fine men of blogland. They can have the fucktards... But, you real men are all ours!

Guys! You hear that???

Holy shit Mari, if that wasn't an incentive... I don't know *what* is!

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