If I were a man....  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
5/10/2006 10:06 pm

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10/22/2006 5:47 pm

If I were a man....

... I would...

Probably be a pretty quick lay (I'm ultra sensitive and so the orgasms start pretty much right outta the gate).

Play with myself every spare moment of the day.

Go to the bar and enjoy a nice cold beer while watching the game, without getting hit on by some big hairy buttcrack freak.

Check out the other men in the locker room (hey, I'd be trapped in a man's body, but a girl still likes some eye candy now and then).

Enjoy the freedom that comes with being able to pee standing up. Cause, it really sucks being a girl at bondfire parties when there's no bathroom in sight.

Try to get as many blow jobs as possible, just to see how the other half lives.

Play with myself some more.

Totally screw over that bitch from my hometown that seduced my ex.

Start a new blog in which every entry is a pathetic rant about how I'm not gettin laid.

Make a home movie of me playing with myself.

Switch to my left hand once my right one wears out.

Burn all my tampons, bras, and uncomfortable shoes.

Wear nothing but boxers for days at a time.

Go out without having to fix my hair or make-up and still know I look damn good.

So, if you could spend some time as a member of the opposite sex, what would be your must dos?

mycin62 54F

5/10/2006 11:11 pm

No more shaving or waxing!!! WOOO HOOO

n0tatalker 39M

5/11/2006 1:53 am

i w0uld freak the fuck out cuz being a w0man w0uld suck...

norprin5 55M

5/11/2006 7:37 am

first, lesbian sex - lots and lots of lesbian sex!

second, shopping with girlfriends...and lesbian sex in the changeroom

third, go to a sports bar, make out with my girlfriends to drive the men all crazy - then home for lesbian sex!

King Nor XVIII

wants_good_sex 38M

5/11/2006 4:40 pm

If I suddenly became a woman, I would be seriously checking myself out and playing with myself for days and days.

I would definitely have lesbian sex, which is funny because as a guy I don't think 2 lesbians are hot, but since I'm a guy I want a woman.

And finally. . . Yeah, I would do a guy. I would want to know how it feels.

savagemodel1899b 44M

5/11/2006 6:21 pm

just one thing. Find out what it is like to have an orgasm in less than 10 minutes.

The Savage

Ginnung 37M

5/12/2006 2:44 pm

First things first. I'd discover that I have breasts. That would be the rest of my day.

The next morning, I'd break down and weep at all the cool shaving stuff I have that I can't use any more, and then have a flash of inspiration that I now have a very different type of shaving challenge ahead of me.

Which would boost my sensitivity, resulting in me touching myself a great deal. Probably without thinking about it, so I'd be touching myself in public. When touching the chin, this is not a problem. When not touching the chin... yeah.

I'd also start spending a lot of time in night clubs, and I'd be the devil's advocate. The suave, clever guys who can have any woman there, they buy me drinks and get nothing. I'd find the guys in the corners of the room who are obviously too shy to approach me, and they'd be the ones who might have a hope in hell of going home with me, provided of course that they weren't morons. They'd probably get most of the drinks I suckered out of the "playas," as well. That's right, boyo, buy drinks for my friend here!

Oddly enough, I know this because it's a pattern already, and the only thing reversing genders would do is make it more likely. No woman is safe in a nightclub, regardless of how shy she is. The shy guys are usually prime, untouched territory.

Lastly, I'd categorically refuse to wear the majority of woman's clothing. Men's clothing is intended to drape and make it look like you have a frame. Women's clothing is intended to reveal skin, and my country does not treat exposed skin well for a goodly chunk of the year. Screw fancy frilly things, I'm wearing things that are unadorned, all-encompasing, comfortable, and preferably tight so that I don't look completely assexual.

Oh, and I'd strut. A lot. Because I'd be a damn fine woman. I've certainly got the frame for it.

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