I want a beer and I wanna see someone naked  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
6/2/2006 9:50 am

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I want a beer and I wanna see someone naked

Although when Jeff Foxworthy said it, he was referring to what goes on in the brains of men it seems to fit my mood today just perfect.

Its been getting deep around here. So today I am taking a mental vacation. My only needs are a cold beer and a naked man.

No words of wisdom. No smart ass rants. Just alcohol and nudity.

You're all welcome to join me... please check your clothes at the door. I only have three simple rules...

No words over two syllables. (mental vacation remember)

In case I pass out...wake me up if I'm having good sex. If its just so/so you can just fill me in on the details later. If its mind blowing, grab the camcorder.

No puking in my house. That's what the neighbor's rose bush is for.

Ahhhh... this is just what I need to ease my disturbed mind... some freaky fun

Have a great weekend, Y'all!!

p33c3y0 42M

6/2/2006 11:21 am

ah ... shit. i spilled my vodka tonic on the keyboard scrambling to post all my nekkid pictures. lost. all lost.

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/2/2006 3:11 pm:
Hold on!!! I'm rushing to get the blowdryer... maybe we can still save em!

p33c3y0 42M

6/2/2006 11:25 am

oh ... and thank you for your excellent answer in my blog (you were using multi-syllable words then ). it was ... very thoughtful ...

... we can now return to not thinking ...

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/2/2006 3:29 pm:
LOL... thank you

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/2/2006 1:29 pm

Thats it...If you weren't a woman I'D MARRY YOUR ASS...!!...LMFAO...Ready


rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/2/2006 3:14 pm:
Shhhh!! Do you realize what the mere mention of woman on woman love does to these guys?? You'd better be careful or my blog will be growing more wood than our national forests!

flagg134 35M
1582 posts
6/2/2006 3:13 pm

Yup no more debate for me except whether or not to mix alcohol. Now where is that Goose I just saw it a minute ago.*Hic*


rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/2/2006 3:36 pm:
Hmmmm lets see... liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker.

Awwww hell, load up on whatever you wish. I robbed a liquor store on my way home today!

n0tatalker 39M

6/2/2006 4:03 pm

ill be right over... wait!
what flavor are the jelloshots?

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/2/2006 4:04 pm:
Well, cherry flavored of course

savagemodel1899b 44M

6/2/2006 7:06 pm

well sounds like you almost everything for th eparty but you forgot one very important thing if your qouteing jeff foxworthy....


Never mine I have brought enough for everybody to shoot..

The Savage

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/2/2006 7:15 pm:

You might just wanna give n0ta a slingshot though (he suffers from a mental disorder)

I'm mentally fucked up too... but its my party so I'll shoot the hell outta stuff if I want to

Hope you brought lots of ammo!!

southrnpeach333 50F

6/2/2006 7:15 pm

I am coming to your house...this compeletly fits my mood today.

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/2/2006 7:17 pm:
C'mon in.....

I've got the booze... Savage has the guns... and I think n0ta's hoarding some special brownies over there

norprin5 55M

6/3/2006 2:57 pm

i'd show you naked, but i can't email you!

i do, however, have a cold dozen Luckys in the fridge

King Nor XVIII

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/3/2006 3:22 pm:
Well then bring the beers and leave the clothes...lol.

BTW, Nor in case you didn't notice I recently grew balls (well only one actually, but its silver none the less).

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/4/2006 2:08 am

LMFAO...........Rev. Ready


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