I am a cheater. I can't help it. I love to suck on a nice.......  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
5/3/2006 11:07 pm

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11/11/2006 11:38 am

I am a cheater. I can't help it. I love to suck on a nice.......

.....cigarettte.

Yes, I hate to admit it but its true. I have decided to quit quitting smoking for the moment. I have been advised by my friends, neighbors, family, state, and local authorities that I am a really big bitch when I don't smoke. So for the well being of the community I just lit a nice tar filled cancer stick.

I may die sooner, but, at least people will still like me when I go.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

5/4/2006 12:42 am

I happen to be puffin on a marlboro as I read this! I am blowin some smoke your way!Even when I have coughed up a lung and 1/2 I am still gonna be puffin on one with the 1/2 lung I have left. I am gonna die smokin a cig, and they are gonna bury my with a whole fucking carton! Shit, it makes me happy, and you know I am one to do whatever the hell makes me happy!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

5/4/2006 12:52 am

What a butt sucker..LMAO..Grrl just give it some time its does get easier..But like you I'm struggling today, was down to 7 butt sucks a day but NOT today...Hang in there...Ready

Ready


p33c3y0 42M

5/4/2006 2:36 am

i'm so shocked by this. and disappointed. and drunk.


n0tatalker 39M

5/4/2006 3:26 am

LOOK AT

This You didn't invent tabbacco, or cigarettes ......................Pussy!
So you die a little early...
how can you be any m0re gullible
youare going end up totally addicted, there is no more smoking in heaven!Cl
early you should smoke now
because everyone from Red states (Jesus calls them REDards)re-elected Satan... too
bad for you!
Goddespises weakness from
weirdos especi
ally from

quitter fucktards oh! I mean redtards.
and he
wishes
you would have just never even set such unrealistic goals. You could have just been a smoker loser but now y
oure at
best!
a failure.

Remember just as
if you are not ashamed disg
raced your pathetic
self in the first place by pretending as you might ever wind up having the will to quit...


Djeeper1987 47M

5/4/2006 8:50 am

I don't smoke, but I got to laugh sometimes at some of those comments such as your post. Of course we all will still like you whether your a smoker or not. Remember now, George Burns lived to be a 100 smoking cigars all his life.

Carpe Diem


norprin5 55M

5/4/2006 5:20 pm

i'm with ya, luv...rather die sooner and still have friends

King Nor XVIII


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/4/2006 6:16 pm

can I offer you a real Canadian cigarette?...LOLOL

It's frustrating, I want to quit mainly because of the stupid prices they charge up here, but haven't been able to yet.

Good Luck!

lustytaurus


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/4/2006 11:55 pm

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    Thanks. The price is definatly a good motivator to quit. Oh, and what's the difference between American smokes and Canadian smokes??
There is a striking difference in taste actually...I find American smokes bitter by comparison. (Marlboro's and Camels anyway)


p33c3y0 42M

5/6/2006 7:22 pm

So this was you he was posting to in the middle of the night.


rm_CDRoss 33M
655 posts
5/8/2006 12:07 am

"Well you havn't sucked us for a while. Just left here in the dark of this packaging. Is it another brand? Better looking? Stronger? Longer? Sweeter Filter?"

(I have no idea where that came from.)


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