Good Advice for Men  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
5/22/2006 4:55 pm

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Good Advice for Men

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence

When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense....
Before you let if flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet...
That's why it is there

You can let in rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents...

Just don't whiz on...

Don't whiz on...

Don't whiz on the electric fence

-Ren and Stimpy

norprin5 55M

5/22/2006 6:31 pm

those guys are geniuses!

King Nor XVIII

tonguerocka69 40M
97 posts
5/23/2006 1:06 am

I can't keep up with your posts...I leave for a bit and there's at least 20 to try to get back too!! I'm glad you can keep it goin so well!

rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
5/23/2006 10:34 am

Very cute.

Ginnung 37M

5/23/2006 11:01 am

Ah, fond memories.

I was doing a two-week stint of surveying, doing the ground work on cell phone towers while the guy in charge climbed up the monsters to check the equipment. It was basically 8 hours of the other guy driving and two hours of work each day. I learned how to sleep sitting upright.

Anyway, one of the towers had a single-wife electric fence around it to keep the cattle away. My counterpart bet me $20 to take a piss on it. Of course, I'm not stupid, so I tested it with my finger, and found it was on such a low setting that the feeling was barely perceptible.

My worries abated, I unzipped my fly and started to relieve myself. It was a strangely pleasant sensation, almost as though the entire length of my urethra was being gently stimulated.

I then collapsed to the ground clutching myself. Through the haze of pain, I looked up to see my compatriot with a $20 bill in one hand, and the other resting on the dial controlling the fence.

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
5/23/2006 11:27 pm

actually...the MythBusters did this experiment where they pissed on an electric fence and nothing happened because the stream was never solid enough to creat a current upstream to the tender vittles. Still, good advice, and i like ren and Stimpy more than the mythBusters anyway.

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