Blogland Daycare Center  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
6/12/2006 7:11 pm

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Blogland Daycare Center

n0ta and Dice (aka... Silent Load) are walking through blogland posting flyers for their new daycare center.

n0ta Dude, trust me. This is g0nna get us all up to 0ur belly butt0ns in MILF pie. We just act all nicey-nice t0 the evil little twerps and the m0ms will be all "0h, y0ur s0 w0nderful. Can I suck your big c0ck?"

Silent Load *nods, grins, and slobbers just a bit*

n0ta Here, check this out!

n0ta approaches a lovely blogland babe who is standing out on the lawn with some obnoxious children

n0ta Hell0 there beautiful... and hi all you ad0rable sh0rt-type pe0ple. *WEG* I'm n0ta and this is my partner Silent Load. We're 0pening a daycare nearby and w0uld l0ve the 0pportunity to watch you tits... ummmm kids.

Heartlessbitch69 Listen fucktard... these aren't my kids. They're the little people that dumb bitch MariGrrl sent over to my house.

Silent Load *glances over and notices that one of the "kids" has stubble and is smokin a stoagie*

n0ta WTF are you d0in with a bunch 0f 1/2 pints runnin ar0und?

heartlessbitch69 Mari knew I was having a rough time lately and so she hired some male strippers to cheer me up. Says she got 'em for half price. Dumb bitch. They say they won't leave til they can give me a lapdance.

n0ta I'll tell y0u what baby. Give me a quick flash 0f that stellar rack 0f y0urs and I'll get the munchkins 0ut of your way.

heartlessbitch69 And just how the fuck are you gonna do that? I've been beating their little asses all afternoon and they still won't fuckin leave. The little pricks actually enjoy it.

Worn out and pissed off, HB flashes n0ta and just prays for this day to be over with.

Silent Load *still standing there with a vacant look drools on himself a little more*

n0ta and HB escort the slobbering Silent Load into her house and emerge moments later with the ugliest woman alive.....

Silent Load *gives a slightly annoyed look as he wipes the last of the slobber from his ruby red lips*

Anyway, HB was finally freed of the strippers and could relax in peace(although it took some time to get rid of n0ta}. After relaxing for a bit, she drove over to Mari's house a put a serious hurting on her.

n0ta continued on pinning up flyers and dreaming of MILF pie. He now owns one of the most popular daycare centers in blogland. The weird thing is that most of the moms that go there don't work. In fact, some of them don't even have any kids.

Nobody really knows what happened to Silent Load Some say he is now the manager of those little strippers. Others say that he loved being an ugly woman so much that he moved to LA to suck off some plastic surgeons hoping they help him with the switch. Wherever he is... his sacrifice will not be forgotten.

As for MariGrrl... she never hired half price stippers again. She does, however, always pay her daycare bill on time.

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/12/2006 7:26 pm

Ok, Ok, Ok, .... stop. LMAOROTF trying to get up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL lol lol ... oh stop .... lol LOL lol ... oh

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/12/2006 7:37 pm:
This is the second time I had to post this... the gremlins got the first one. Either that or even my computer is scared of those guys.

p33c3y0 42M

6/12/2006 7:44 pm

lol. oh. and i believe this actually happened.

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/12/2006 8:05 pm:
LOL... could be... could be

imaxtoy 33M
1289 posts
6/12/2006 7:45 pm

OMG... Sooo funny. I kept thinking so much of Jay and Silent Bob. Thanks for the funny story, Mari. I was having a bad day. This totally shined some light on it.

imax, the toyed

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/12/2006 7:50 pm:
Yeah, I was thinking of Jay and Silent Bob when I wrote Glad you like it!

n0tatalker 39M

6/12/2006 7:59 pm

silent b0b... n0tatalker.... and im probably jay huh? i l0ve irony.

keep the checks c0min bitches...

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/12/2006 8:05 pm:
LOL... I just figured it'd be easier for all of us if Dice was the quiet one. Plus, it I kept you silent then I w0uldn't have been able t0 t0 all th0se fun 0s y0u d0...

loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 8:14 pm

Actually I think This is getting a little silly!! I don't find such low brow humor, humorous, humorest????

loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 8:15 pm

DICE is the nice one!! And the straight one as well?????

loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 8:17 pm

And why would I be the one drooling?? Your the one enamoured with my girlfriend nOtat!!!!! LOL!!!!!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/12/2006 8:48 pm:
ROFLMAO..... I think I liked it better when you were silent and drooling

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
6/12/2006 8:54 pm

you are a hoot Mari, I liked it. I needed the laugh, it don't help my headache but it warmed my heart.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/12/2006 8:59 pm:

Hopefully HB doesn't kick my ass to bad

HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/12/2006 9:06 pm

OMFG! I sooo hate strippers! You are too damn funny! I won't kick your ass at all. I'm gettin you some strippers! 1/2 price Bitch!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/12/2006 9:18 pm:
NOOOOO!!! Not half price strippers!

And yeah, I'm not a big fan of strippers either. I went to a male review once and couldn't stop laughing at all their dangly parts. My friends were gettin into it and got really fuckin pissed cause I couldn't stop crackin up.

flagg134 36M
1582 posts
6/12/2006 9:35 pm

ROFL thanks mari I needed a good laugh.


rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/13/2006 8:05 am:
Yeah, I needed to cheer up a bit myself. Glad I could give your a laugh!

1000ft_above 45M

6/12/2006 9:47 pm

HMM...midget strippers, a smartass milf seeker, a drooling tranny stoner and a hot ass desparate housewife. Thats a new jay and silent bob spoof for sure. I'm gonna sell this one to MTV and make millions!!!!!

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/13/2006 8:06 am:
Okay, you do the marketing for me. But, I get 99.99% of the profits

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
6/12/2006 10:12 pm

Can I get some of the drugs you were taking when you dreamed this up?

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/13/2006 8:07 am:
What does it say about me that I wasn't actually on any drugs when I wrote this? LOL

Ginnung 37M

6/12/2006 11:13 pm

*Blink* *Blink*
Ummm, I mean... Ummm...


rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/13/2006 8:09 am:
Yeah, I know. Really low brow, huh? But, I am smiling again

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/13/2006 4:53 am

LMFAO...Damn Grrl you've been busy, I'll have to play catch up...Ready


rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/13/2006 8:10 am:
LOL... I'll have to come up with a special role for you in the next one, Ready.

HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/13/2006 9:14 am

ME and the midget strippers get to do ready! lol PLEASE?

rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/13/2006 10:24 am:
LMAO... hmmm that's a good idea!

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/13/2006 8:14 pm

You are sucH a bunch of SLUT MONKEYS...But O.K....Ready


rm_MariGrrl replies on 6/14/2006 10:11 am:
LOL... I love it when you're easy

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