Asshole of the Day  

rm_MariGrrl 39F
2485 posts
4/28/2006 1:26 pm

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5/1/2006 7:13 pm

Asshole of the Day

This is a site full of interesting, intelligent people. There are those among us, however, that come here with the singular hope that this site will help them do what they can't on their own... . have sex

Now, don't get me wrong there are many of us here that are perfectly capable of getting some on our own. I'm referring to those with absolutely no fucking clue at all how to approach the opposite sex.

So, in their never ending quest for nookie, they send out lame, rude, and just plain insane emails.

Inevitably, some of these emails find themselves ending up as blog posts. I've done it once myself.

What I'm wondering is if this actually encourages them in some fucked up way. Are there rejects out there who try to write the most messed up messages they can in the hopes of gaining their 15 seconds of fame in the blogs?

Cause if not, we should all just hope that these fucktards don't find someone dumb or desperate enough to crawl into bed with them.


n0tatalker 39M

4/28/2006 2:09 pm

If a group of geese is a gaggle...
And a group of crows is a murder...
What is a group of fucktards? any guesses?

Ginnung 37M

4/28/2006 2:37 pm

It's an unfortunate side-effect of intelligence that it detracts from the odds of childrearing. First, because the pursuit of knowledge/career/etc detracts from time that could be spent creating children, and second because intelligence tends to include knowledge of things like birth control.

Actually, I'm just guessing there. I do know that intelligent folk tend to have small numbers of children, while the ignorant breed like rabbits. Of course, that doesn't mean that large families are ignorant or that all stupid people have large families, but that the average number of children per stupid person is higher than the average number of children per intelligent.

And, alas, I'd have to say that a group of fucktards is NOT a graveyard.

n0tatalker 39M

4/28/2006 4:11 pm

No... wrong a group of fucktards is called a slobber. I'll use it in a sentence for you. The pride moved on to the thicker grass where they could more easily stalk the slobber of fucktards. Thanks for playin'!

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

4/29/2006 8:59 am

Unfortunately those who should NOT breed are the ones that always end up having shit loads of off spring....Kind of shoots that whole Darwin theory all to hell doesn't it...Ready


norprin5 55M

4/30/2006 11:29 am

hence, the Darwin Awards... the prizes given out to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in the most creative ways

King Nor XVIII

mycin62 54F

5/1/2006 6:08 am

LOL, I think they are breeding right here, on this site!!!

n0tatalker 39M

5/1/2006 7:58 am


elysianpleasure 47M

5/1/2006 5:15 pm

Yup.. I have to agree with you... but breed they do. I once lived next to a guy who was in his early 20s, hot his 14 year old cousin pregnant, and I had to explain to him exactly how it happened. I taught him about condoms... but I think he was too stupid to actually use one. They are out there... be afraid... be very afraid.

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