Yes, I've been whiny lately. I'm sick, and male.  

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
2036 posts
4/27/2006 4:40 am

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4/29/2006 6:43 pm

Yes, I've been whiny lately. I'm sick, and male.

As my new friend [blog valleyrat4] and possible mentor pointed out, I've been a whiny self pitying sexually frustrated wordy using too many analogies overly sensitive male lately (Actually, he used the word "pussyless" and the phrase "dripping with desperation").

I'm sick. Fever and cough and exhausted from too much work and school sick. I sometimes whine when I'm sick. Especially when I have to drag my own ass out of bed and go to the store to buy whatever food I might be able to digest. Instead of petulantly asking my girlfriend/love interest to do it for me.

So how to regain my masculinity? What do I do to show everyone that reads this (especially the ladies I want to have naked on the hood of my car with a bottle of beer in one hand and a baseball mitt in the other *insert Homer Simpson drool sound here*) that I'm not always this way?

Instead of me writing about the ideas I have, advise me, oh wise ones. State your uncensored, experienced, spectator's view of the direction in which I shall redeem myself. I'm serious.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
2110 posts
4/27/2006 6:40 am

I kinda think you're cute when you whine

but, rest assured... I'd pick up your Gatorade and Vicks ifn I was closer...

Poor baby. I hope you feel better soon...

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 6:55 am:
Buc, if you lived closer, I wouldn't have much to whine about, would I?

*sigh* The Gatorade and Vicks bucfann therapy. Can't think of much better than that.

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
4/27/2006 7:53 am

Sorry I'm not closer to help you out. You can't have a better mentor than Valleyrat...he's a good pimp.


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 9:42 am:
Ah, yet another beautiful female to grace my blog.

I'm still trying to figure out if the pimp reference is a ringing endorsement.

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
4/27/2006 6:29 pm

The first step to regaining your masculinity is to take the mood thingy off, you put "bitchy," doesn't sound very masculine, lol Mac

ps My first visit here, you have nice blog

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 9:24 pm:
LOL. No moods.... idea taken to heart. I am now emotionless.

Welcome to my blog. It gets better, I promise.

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
4/27/2006 9:47 pm

I was just kidding! Men aren't emotionless!!!!! You can be bitchy if'n ya wanna be! Mac

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 10:51 pm:
Meant to say motionless, as in a deer caught in the headlights of those eyes of yours...

mangomamiCT 41F

4/27/2006 11:16 pm

I don't think you come off as whiny , and trust me I have a whine detector !!!! I think you come off as a guy who needs to get laid !!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/28/2006 12:04 am:
Welcome, mangomami!

So it's really that obvious? Sure the batteries are working in that detector of yours?

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