posts 4/27/2006 4:40 am
4/29/2006 6:43 pm
Yes, I've been whiny lately. I'm sick, and male.
|As my new friend [blog valleyrat4] and possible mentor pointed out, I've been a whiny self pitying sexually frustrated wordy using too many analogies overly sensitive male lately (Actually, he used the word "pussyless" and the phrase "dripping with desperation"). |
I'm sick. Fever and cough and exhausted from too much work and school sick. I sometimes whine when I'm sick. Especially when I have to drag my own ass out of bed and go to the store to buy whatever food I might be able to digest. Instead of petulantly asking my girlfriend/love interest to do it for me.
So how to regain my masculinity? What do I do to show everyone that reads this (especially the ladies I want to have naked on the hood of my car with a bottle of beer in one hand and a baseball mitt in the other *insert Homer Simpson drool sound here*) that I'm not always this way?
Instead of me writing about the ideas I have, advise me, oh wise ones. State your uncensored, experienced, spectator's view of the direction in which I shall redeem myself. I'm serious.
I am JoJo the Circus Boy!
posts4/27/2006 6:40 am
I kinda think you're cute when you whine |
but, rest assured... I'd pick up your Gatorade and Vicks ifn I was closer...
Poor baby. I hope you feel better soon...
|rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 6:55 am:|
Buc, if you lived closer, I wouldn't have much to whine about, would I?
*sigh* The Gatorade and Vicks bucfann therapy. Can't think of much better than that.
posts4/27/2006 7:53 am
Sorry I'm not closer to help you out. You can't have a better mentor than Valleyrat...he's a good pimp. |
|rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 9:42 am:|
Ah, yet another beautiful female to grace my blog.
I'm still trying to figure out if the pimp reference is a ringing endorsement.
posts4/27/2006 6:29 pm
The first step to regaining your masculinity is to take the mood thingy off, you put "bitchy," doesn't sound very masculine, lol Mac|
ps My first visit here, you have nice blog
|rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 9:24 pm:|
LOL. No moods.... idea taken to heart. I am now emotionless.
Welcome to my blog. It gets better, I promise.
posts4/27/2006 9:47 pm
I was just kidding! Men aren't emotionless!!!!! You can be bitchy if'n ya wanna be! Mac|
|rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 10:51 pm:|
Meant to say motionless, as in a deer caught in the headlights of those eyes of yours...
4/27/2006 11:16 pm
I don't think you come off as whiny , and trust me I have a whine detector !!!! I think you come off as a guy who needs to get laid !!!|
|rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/28/2006 12:04 am:|
So it's really that obvious? Sure the batteries are working in that detector of yours?