Tired, sick... and horny??? WTF?  

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
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4/26/2006 10:20 pm

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4/29/2006 6:51 pm

Tired, sick... and horny??? WTF?


Why does one's body send such mixed messages? "Hey, I know we've been sick all week, which has sapped every ounce of energy from your body and leaves you looking like Skeletor (He-Man reference), but wouldn't it be great to get laid? Here's a boner!!!"

Had to call in sick at work, again, and slept through the day. Hate calling in. Always produces a guilt trip for letting down my fellow workers, and the body decided long ago guilt=sex, so it adds fuel to the fire.

To ease my sex-obsessed mind, I went through the Word program, filling out a resume for sex. How bored can one get?

Objective: To find a partner who has similar sexual tastes, desires, and drive. Someone comfortable enough with their own body to play with themselves in front of me, and not think I don't have any interest in actually fucking them (It's like a video instruction guide on how to please the other). Someone who enjoys romance and porn. Not at the same time.

Experience: In a parking lot, public swimming pool, driving, in my sunroof a block from the strip club where she worked, too many to list here.

Education: Life is full of education. And porn.

Interests: Same as most guys. Threesomes, light bondage, voyeurism, exhibitionism, etc. And porn.

Other skills: Good with the written and spoken word. Can charm the pants off of you with phrases like "You are so immortally beautiful I would forfeit my sight if I could keep your image in my mind forever". Good with my fingers, tongue, and lips. And porn.

What do you think? Am I hired?


I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


velvethandsNZ 68M

4/27/2006 4:51 pm

Betty! Are you old enough to remember the original !?!?! OOOOOooooooo

I still have The Who Vynil album - Soooooooooooooo great!

Now. About your invitation! I'd like to take you up on it! Can you just pop over the Pacific and join me down her?? Pretty please!

(Loyal - sorry to hijack your thread m8 - but she got me with that one. Go well, love long and prosper - Oh, and keep taking the tablets!)


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 9:30 pm:
velvet... you used the word old in reference to a woman? I shall rename you "velvet tongue".

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