The irony of purposely sending lame ass messages  

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
2036 posts
4/23/2006 9:18 pm

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4/26/2006 2:45 am

The irony of purposely sending lame ass messages

So I've seen a few of these pathetic messages women receive from other folks here, and I begin to wonder. Do these people send the same message to all the women they contact?

I began to brainstorm, and decided on a course of action. The only way to find out (other than set up a fake account myself, and I'm WAY too lazy and straight for that) is to ask. I decided I wanted to contact some of the local women to ask them what messages they got. "How to go about it?" I wondered. I came up with an idea...

I send them lame ass messages of my own! BRILLIANT! Even more brilliant, I could pretty much type the message I wanted to send and just cut and paste! Oh boy, I am one smart cookie.

Here's the text I decided upon:

Subject: Warning, no lame ass pick up lines inside

To be honest, I know you'd have no interest in me sexually. I'm waaaayyyy too (fill in the blank of however I don't match their profile). I'm not writing you about that. I'm here plugging my [blog LoyalCumpany]. I have been trying to recruit more local women to give me ideas on some of the moronic crap they get in their inbox (yeah, I am fully aware this one could fall into that category, and I'm already going to blog about the irony) to use as fodder. All names, phone numbers, and identifying characteristics will be removed, and I will ensure the posts cannot be traced back to anyone. If interested, let me know.

For some reason, I haven't received any replies.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
4/24/2006 8:37 pm

UPDATE: I actually received a reply today. She said "Thanks but no thanks". LOL. At least she was courteous enough to reply.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

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