Stop poisoning the well, dammit  

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
2036 posts
4/20/2006 5:45 am

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5/5/2006 3:35 pm

Stop poisoning the well, dammit


What is it with people in Arizona? I just finished all the shit I had to do for school tomorrow, and wondered why I don't seem to get many/any views or responses from local women (STANDING OVATION for the few I exchange messages with). I know many are fake, and have gotten pretty good at spotting those. HINTS: many horrible misspellings, pics that look like they came from Hustler, and stupid names that start with a name, have a number in the middle, and end with the rest of the name (come43367fuckme).

I looked at the few female blogs here, and even wandered into some lesbian blogs. Why not? I liked the pics =.

Some are just pathetic. Before anyone gets all pissed off and flaming me, I'm talking about the responses to local blogs. The active blogs themselves would be quite cool, and if you want to see someone at least being creative read this or sexy but other than those and maybe one more I saw and don't feel like cutting and pasting to, that's it.

The responses on the others from guys were the almost the only ones I saw, and were so lame and desperate I understand why I hardly ever get any replies from females here. Shit, these guys are cockblockers and probably don't realize it. Hey, I'm lame and desperate, but I'm not going to go on someone else's blog and say it. I do well enough on my own getting that point across.

If you don't have anything witty/charming to say, or anything that has to do with what their subject/desires are, then don't freakin post. Do you actually think a woman advertising for a man posting about their day wants to have 20 guys reply with 20 variations of a 2 sentence reply of "Hey, come43367fuckme, ur hot. let's talk"? OK, let me rephrase that. She probably wants to hear more than just 2 sentences, moron, IF she was talking about sex.

When I have posted on other blogs, those privileged =P few have at least provoked me into a reply that has something to do with their post. And yes, I may only post a quick reply, but it sure as hell ain't the above.

STOP POISONING THE WELL!

Whoa, I need some sleep. With company. And breasts. With big nipples. While I'm fantasizing, who swallows and would be OK with me rolling over and going to sleep this one time because I'm tired.


I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


needatrustysteed 41F

4/21/2006 5:30 am

Poor thing!! I am about 2ooo miles from you babe, and would gladly trade any dumb local girl places just to be at your beck and call. Not sure what is up there, lemme see....witty, funny as hell, attractive pic, ummmmm....what the hell??? I am dying here in Alaska, looking for a guy like you and am pretty much in the same boat. *SIGH* I hope you have better luck hon...Please keep in touch, I like what you are putting out....(bad pun there, couldn't help it) Hope to hear from you....

signed: A REAL ATTRACTIVE WOMAN


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/22/2006 2:58 am:
Hey, needatrustysteed, ur hot. let's talk.

Kidding, I have this almost irresistible urge to just post that line with the appropriate name on as many blogs as possible.

I still can't believe guys in Alaska are that pitiful. 10 to 1 males, and they're so bad they make me look good? Score one for me.

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