My responses from sexydisaster30's dare to me  

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
2036 posts
5/7/2006 8:54 pm

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My responses from sexydisaster30's dare to me

Well now, if this wasn''t the most ego-crushing, embarassing, yet so entertaining thing I've done in a while. Might have to add it to my lesson plans for further study.

Anyway, for those of you who missed it, here's the message I sent out. I know I was only supposed to send it to 10 women, but I wasn't getting many responses at all. So I sent it out to many, many more. Even found out there's actually a limit on messages we can send as a gold baller.

Note: I won't mention names. They have suffered enough as it is.

Subject: Please help! Response is politely requested.

Hi. You have been chosen as an unsuspecting participant in a game we're having on the blogs here. A game of Truth or Dare. And I chose dare. You see, I need to get laid. Badly (not laid badly, just desperately... um... I desperately need to get laid). So for this weekend, and this weekend only, I am offering myself up as a fuck toy. I will allow you to do anything and everything you would want to do with a man and have no regrets afterwards. No names exchanged, no personal info required. I would never contact you again and we could go our separate ways. How could you pass up this deal? Your response is respectfully requested, so please, have a heart?

First response: Hi! Sweetie, well I can speak English but it is not perfect, not very good on the phone. you understand I am at XXXXXX, not Vegas! he he! this is not an automated response,, but yes I am very busy so I like to make every message count,, OK? Can you send me some photo (s) to my other e male addy so I can see it full screen? Also please tell me where you live now ,. what you do for your profession and when you can come to meet me, please look at my attachment very closely for details and you will see, OK? I do hope to meet you very soon and to hopefully make a new friend.. thanks, Kisses

Ah, see, this one gave me hope. Very attractive and open minded. Never did hear anything back...

Second Response: truth or dare? how'd I get pickeD?

I responded with something about how I had picked her because she was attractive, it was part of a game, and she was one of the lucky few I had picked.

Never heard anything back.

Third Response:
so how do they/she know that you've completed the dare?

I responded after clarification from sexydisaster30 on what she'd require for proof (Photo or private message. I again asked if she'd be interested.

Her next response: no I wouldn't.

Fourth response: --no but thanks

Damn! She was hot too.

Fifth response: sorry, i'm moving this weekend, so i am not able to help you out. otherwise, i would've given it a go. BTW, never saw anyone admit they know ASL. I think that's great. good luck this weekend, hope you win!

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! (I either have really bad timing or she is a very cruel woman)


My eyes were immediately drawn to the "JUST MIGHT KILL YOU" phrase in this response and I thought I might have to move out of state, quickly. Then I read it in context. DAMN!

Seventh response: Quick Response: I'm only interested in couples.

WTF. Wasn't what it said on her profile. Should have offered to bring the next one with me...

Eighth response: how big is your cock???

Let me tell you something about this one. She attached a picture of her laying naked in bed (good start). But she's got this MASSIVE black dildo aiming for her pussy. I wrote back "Not as big as that monster".

Ninth response: Hi there, well thank you for choosing me, (I think)lol Im so sorry, but i'm going to have to turn you down. I'm not into one night stands especially if I'm just being used as a dare in a game. I'm looking for cool and exciting experiences but not at the expense of feeling disrespected and also looking for friendship to.

Sorry, I couldn't help you. Good luck in your game.

How polite and thoughtful. A woman who was kind enough to respond and explain her stance in a rational manner. I will be responding to this woman. With a personal apology and ass kissing.

Tenth response: -------you are kidding me LOL i dont even like you gross--------------------------------------------

I couldn't help myself. I wrote back "You don't have to like me. Don't even have to talk to me..."

Her next response: you are gross of course i have to like you nasty stop writing me i DONT LIKE YOU

I stopped. For now.

Eleventh and final response: I'm sorry I can't help you. I'm really not interested in this silly game. I'm sure there is someone out there that will love to use you as a fuck toy and use you the way you want to be used, but im not that person. Thanks anyway. Good luck!

Yet another rational, polite response. May follow up on this one too...

Ultimately, I didn't get laid through the dare. But I did meet up last night/early this morning with a woman from this site who I had chatted with previously. I won't go into details, but it was a very interesting night.

So if you'll excuse me, I have to come up with an apology letter to send out...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

Knot4Everyone 40F

5/7/2006 10:32 pm

Too funny! It's a well written post, too!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 2:49 am:
See, I keep telling myself my writing skills will go to hell if I actually get laid. So if I do, lie to me and tell me you still enjoy my writing?

sensually_4ever 42M/F

5/7/2006 10:49 pm

LOL@ loyalllllllllllllll

Sorry I couldn't oblige either

Sensy spam

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 2:50 am:
Sens, you keep saying that and someday I'm going to find myself on a plane headed your way.

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/7/2006 11:25 pm

I was soooo hoping that you'd get laid, but you did get some interesting responses.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 2:55 am:
Yeah, I keep telling myself at least I got some lines of communication opened. Too bad I had to go the ultimately desperate route.

Smooth_GaL 34F  
424 posts
5/8/2006 12:47 am

LoL you poor dear it was a great read such a waste u didn't laid.. Unless ure gonna tell us a lil more on ure interesting night Such a waste ure so far or else i would have loved to help you out on the dare tsk tsk tsk


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 2:56 am:
Details above.

*wonders what exactly makes this one so smooth*

JeersPilarSaver 35F

5/8/2006 3:02 am

hahahaha...wuahhh u got very very interesting answers...made me laugh out loud (thanks for that )
heyyy whats wrong with wont-go-detail about the meet up last night/early morning...c'mon, tell us who's the lucky girl???

too bad u didnt win....hmmmm, can i stop by in ure place tonite ???

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 3:21 am:
Details above.

Always good to know I'm still making you lguh, and HELL YES you can stop by tonight. Geez, DON'T I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO GET LAID?!?!?!?

Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
5/8/2006 4:41 am

Thanks for the chuckle. I sure hope you do get laid by Weds at least, after all that trouble you went to


Come have fun! Visit my blog at Lioness_girl

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 4:14 pm:
I think out of anyone in sexy's game, I probably had to spend the most time at it. A whole weekend making an ass out of myself. Wheeee!

I better win.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
5/8/2006 4:46 am

I definitely would have reported number 1 ....

but then again, I'm not desperate, I'm celibate....

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 4:18 pm:
I'm celibate too! Besides, you have a reason to be celibate. Gotta be hard out the with all the Venutians.

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
5/8/2006 7:15 am

That was great...thanks for sharing all the responses. It really is too funny. It is interesting though, because it just shows you that although this is a sex site most people are not looking for one night stands. You did this on a dare, but realize that a LOT of men on here ask for the same thing (without the proper grammar) and then wonder why no one responds to them.
I'm rooting for either you or Bardicman to win. The gay thing cracks me up as well.
Thanks for the update!!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 4:23 pm:
I'm betting if I had a picture up like Seriously's, or something a little less distinguished of my own (not ripping on Seriously, I'm saying if I had dressed down), I may have gotten more responses.

I have to admit, Bardicman's dare was pretty funny too. But he got his done quickly. Mine dragged out over the weekend.

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
5/8/2006 2:32 pm

really hoped you would have gotten lucky

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 4:28 pm:
I did. I got to meet some very interesting women, and not just the local women.

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
5/8/2006 6:51 pm

you're sooo cute how in the hell are you single ..

you could have emailed me that just for fun

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 11:06 pm:
Very good question. I'm going to have to write about that.

Bah, if you had seen that message, you would have done the same thing as the 50 or so women that didn't respond did. Delete it.

FunFlirty4u 46F

5/8/2006 7:28 pm

Thats funny, nice blog by the way.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 11:08 pm:
Thank you. If you keep reading, you may change your mind...

Smooth_GaL 34F  
424 posts
5/8/2006 7:47 pm

Well i think ure smart enough to figure out about the smoothness as it's not only in one manner

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 11:08 pm:
I knew it!

You shave your toes, don't you.

mangomamiCT 42F

5/8/2006 9:29 pm


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 11:09 pm:
Hey, mami's back! And still with that ..... picture.... oh god, hardr 2 typ wit 1 hand

jadedbabe78 106F

5/8/2006 9:38 pm

lol, too funny.

Sorry you didn' get laid....SexyD *did* have your interest at hand when she thought of the dare...(ha, at hand...err no pun intended.)


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/8/2006 11:12 pm:
Aw, your picture changed.

Hey, there's no joke about hands and my sex life unless I make them first!

pearlywhitegirl 50F

5/8/2006 11:58 pm

LOL...too funny. I knew you would eventually met someone. It's a good start don't ya think??

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/9/2006 1:00 am:
Yeah, Officer Dean was the greatest mood killer possible. Ruined a perfectly good night of getting buzzed and possibly more.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
5/9/2006 12:59 am

    Quoting GoddessOfTheDawn:

    I definitely would have reported number 1 ....

    but then again, I'm not desperate, I'm celibate....

LoyalCumpanyreplies on 5/ 8/ 2006 4.18 pm:
I'm celibate too! Besides, you have a reason to be celibate. Gotta be hard out the with all the Venutians.

ummm .... since no men are allowed between the Goddessez, nuffin all that ~hard~ around here

~angelic lewk~

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/9/2006 1:03 am:
I really need to finish my secret spaceship. Can I beome a God, or shall I just aim low and hope for manservant? Either way, I'm good.

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
5/9/2006 5:19 am

Well done! So how many emails did you have to send out to get that many replies? I think you did very well to even get any responses with the message you sent out. Hope Officer Dean was kind and didnt use his handcuffs too harshly...


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/9/2006 3:11 pm:
Sent more than 50 messages. I just browsed through who was online, read profiles to decide if they were real, made sure my message wouldn't get filtered, and sent away.

I spent a whole weekend begging to get laid. And only got one favorable response. I was actually surprised with the favorable response. Figured most would be threatening to cut off many parts of my anatomy...

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/10/2006 6:28 pm

Glad you got points for trying!
I'm surprised any of the women responded!
But, had I gotten such an email, I'd probably reply with a polite "no thank-you" and curiosity about the game. And then you might have convinced me to go for it, after all. I do LOVE a challenge.
Besides, women love honesty in a man. If he admits to desperation, a woman might want to help the poor sap out!
Hippie XXX

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/10/2006 10:40 pm:
God, you Canadians! You'll take desperate guys and turn them into... what? Really, I wanna know.

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/11/2006 7:23 am

We Canadian women turn desperate men into....
A man who's on his knees, pleading:
Please, for God's Sake!
Let me take a BREAK, I'm NOT a MACHINE!"

From one extreme to the other!
No worries, though... eventually, you'd learn to keep up.
Hippie XXX

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/11/2006 12:18 pm:
Not if you have me wearing one of the devices I just blogged about...

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