posts 4/27/2006 10:17 am
5/1/2006 9:02 am
Hard hitting sexual question needs an answer..
|My apartment complex has chosen today as the day to repave the asphalt in front of my apartment. This is a large complex, and they're using the whole week to do it. Since they're doing the parking spots here too, I had to move my car last night to the other side of the complex and try to find an uncovered spot to park it in over there. But it's fun to watch the steamroller drive up and down. |
Keep having thoughts of finding some useless shit laying around to throw in front of it as it passes by. CD cases? Nah, too small. Light bulbs? Would probably break when I tossed them in front. Maybe a lamp? Can't do that, the ones I have here are heirlooms. Furniture? Too heavy. Damn, wish I still had my old monitor laying around.
My cats are in some sort of witness protection program, or underneath my bed. Or maybe they figured out a way to slither through the vents. Either way, the sadistic part of me is happy to have found something that terrifies the big one.
Resigned myself to no sleep for the day. Too sick to go to school, already called in for the week at work, I begin to fantasize. About women here. The scenarios that run through my mind are going to be attributed to illness and fever.
Threesomes, foursomes (thanks for the ideas, valleyrat. You pimped 'em, I'm gonna roll with them), maybe a fivesome with the increasing number of women I'm seeing visit me. I want to keep expanding. All of a sudden I'm hit by this question. What consitutes an orgy?
I look it up at merriam webster. Here's what it says, with a few very minor modifications so it'll post...
One entry found for orgy.
Main Entry: or·gy
Inflected Form(s): plural orgies
Etymology: Middle French orgie, from Latin orgia, plural, from Greek; akin to Greek ergon work -- more at WORK
1 : secret ceremonial rites held in honor of an ancient Greek or Roman deity and usually characterized by ecstatic singing and dancing
2 a : drunken revelry b : a sexual encounter involving many people; also : an excessive sexual indulgence
3 : something that resembles an orgy in lack of control or moderation (an orgy of destruction)
That's not an answer! Now I really need to know...
At what point is it no longer a (number)some and it becomes an orgy?
I am JoJo the Circus Boy!
posts4/27/2006 7:35 pm
So basically a really good Christmas party with a live band turns into an orgy? Cool. I can take my Purity Test again.|
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|rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/27/2006 9:48 pm:|
Welcome to my blog, 1hotawhine, and can I be invited to your next Christmas party? I'll bring snacks, and my very special Santa Claus outfit.
4/27/2006 11:14 pm
Having images of huge orgy where everyone tosses something offering like in front of a huge steamroller ........................|
|rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 4/28/2006 12:11 am:|
Nudity, sex, heavy machinery... mmmm... shall we add plastic sheets and baby oil to reach the pinnacle of dangerous sex?