Heaven  

rm_Lostinglos 52M
54 posts
9/1/2006 12:12 am

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9/1/2006 2:16 pm

Heaven


An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.

Ten minutes later, the re are more blood curdling screams "Oh my God" says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that.
!"


Notfunanymore 105F
10289 posts
9/1/2006 9:43 am


Funny again!
Thanks!


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