What's the problem officer?  

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
2665 posts
3/9/2006 12:19 pm

Last Read:
3/23/2006 4:01 pm

What's the problem officer?

A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in
his rear view mirror
pulls to the side of the
road. A minute or so after coming to a stop,
a police officer approaches the car.

The man says... "What's the problem officer?"

Officer...You were going 75 miles an hour in
a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ticket you.

Man... No sir, I was going a little over 60.

Wife... Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
[The man gives wife dirty look.]

Officer... I'm also going to give you a ticket for
your broken tail light.

Man... Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife... Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
[The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]

Officer... I'm also going to give you a citation for
not wearing your seat belt.

Man... Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife... Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

The Man turns to his wife and yells,
"For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"

The officer turns to the woman and asks,
"Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you
this way all the time?"

Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."


rm_joyet2 64M

3/9/2006 1:01 pm

You'v got to give it to her, she is really trying to love her man. If love is the right word.

wantonwill 60M

3/9/2006 1:36 pm

Boy....with friends like that....you dont need enemas!

dasher121 36M

3/10/2006 9:04 am

hahahaha oh man does that suck!!

The Dude.

softincursion5 57M
5 posts
3/10/2006 12:04 pm

Hi! this post is a joke, but it shows life when it turns Kafkian.

rm_luvpiano2 55M
367 posts
3/10/2006 6:24 pm

Ha-ha! Hiccup! I'be not've drunk everthing occifer, hiccup! Oops.

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